||Posted by: Dai Hard (Jul 20, 2010 2:28pm)
Every time I saw this trick I was completely amazed....judging by your reaction, I was completely alone.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:29pm
Calm down, sir, I'm married.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:30pm
More thrills and excitement than a handful of dry cat food.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:31pm
This will knock your socks off. Are you wearing socks? How about pantyhose, I love a challenge!
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:33pm
(Offering to let a female spectator take something out of your pants pocket) "Take your time, it's my birthday."
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:52pm
("Can you make me disappear?") Yeah, but you'd have to reappear at my house. It freaks the cat out.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:53pm
"Borrow a bill and they say, "Can you turn it into a hundred?") Absolutely. It will cost you $200 to see it.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:54pm
(Point to your watch) I didn't even have this when I got here!
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:55pm
This is your first time, isn't it?
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:56pm
I love that deer in the headlights look.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:57pm
Just say stop any time. Remember when you used to say stop? It'll come back to you.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:58pm
That would have been cool, though, huh?