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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Anyone know any good card cheat/con artist/pickpocket/bar bet jokes to add to my list?
http://scams.wikispaces.com/Con+Artist+Jokes Thanks! here is one to start us off... Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. "The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had him put to sleep." "You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars." "Had to," he replied, "Caught him using marked cards!" |
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
When I was a kid I remember my Dad bet a colleague that the FA cup final would be played between Cambridge and Brighton. Knowing they both had rubbish football teams the colleague willingly took the bet.
My father then showed him a map whereupon it became obvious that it would be played in London which is between Cambridge and Brighton. George |
WhiteAngel Loyal user West Virginia, USA 269 Posts |
I can tell you the score of the game before it even starts! 0-0.
You and the victim both put 20$ in a matchbook. Sell him the box containing the 40$ to him for 30$. Since only 20$ was yours, you just made 10 bucks. Get "your name" somewhere (my uncle actually had it tatooed on the back of his leg) and bet the sucker...I have your name on the back of my leg/under the table, etc....
True illusionists strive to decieve the eye AND the mind.....
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Whoops, I steered this thread off track by mentioning a bar bet rather than a joke about a bar bet.
Nick has most bar bets, scams and cons covered in his encyclopedia. It's well worth checking out. I like the 0-0 line. George |
NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Thanks George, I added your bar bet to the page! Whiteangel - I've update the Jam Auction page to include your variations.
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