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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
There once was magical duck
Enamored with some poor dumb cluck He climbed on her bones She started to moan Hey!!--It's a family website you schm*ck! Consider the Garden of Eden
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Consider the Garden of Eden,
As being the size of Sweden, You'd wander and ponder, And search ever yonder, For a lady to put your (!!! family site !!!)... Well, Landmark led me to it,
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Well Landmark led me to it
And it got me so mad that I spit I practiced so long and I still got it wrong But the truth is that I never quit Next: There was a young magi from prussia
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
There was a young magi from Prussia
Whose assistant was killed in a crusher. One night in Berlin She fell stepping in. Did she slip or did the mage push her? On a cold dismal night in mid Feb |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
On a cold dismal night in mid Feb
I Googled 'bout every celeb I read every writer And much like the spider I waste too much time on the web. In such a political season,
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curtgunz Special user Only 99% of users have more than 784 Posts |
In such a political season,
Emotion wins over reason. The parties all bicker, we voters feel sicker; But tyranny's far more displeasin' There once was a silly clown
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DutchFrank Special user Has a fence with 541 Posts |
There once was a silly clown
as the circus came to the town "When I'm feeling up I end up in a pub. But most of the time I feel down ." Next: The magician looked deep in his hat
Forgive me any language mistakes.
I'm Dutch. |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
The magician looked deep in his hat
At the place where his rabbit once sat He thought it was brave That instead of a grave The rabbit had chosen to scat Sponge bunnies are not so expensive |
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Vangel New user 26 Posts |
Sponge bunnies are not so expensive,
Their appearance can be quite suspensive, With magician's command, and the wave of a hand, Multiply into many, it's extensive NEXT: I present the queen of hearts, |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
(a little change in the first line to preserve limerick meter)
When presenting the spec's queen of hearts Some magi take leave of their smarts They prance and parade (No, they'll never get laid) Not knowing they're just some old farts A beautiful day in the park
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
A beautiful day in the park,
Is perfect for having a lark, I'm especially fond, Of throwing kids in the pond, Then shouting "Watch out for the shark!" I haven't been in here for years, |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
"I haven't been here for some years,"
Says George as he brushes back tears "It's lonely back home, Without letters or phone, It's true, I miss all of you dears!" There was a young gal from Peru
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
There was a young gal from Peru,
Who got drunk and broke into the zoo. She had a few laughs, Sipping gin with giraffes, Then passed out between two gnu. I am currently washing my ass, |
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts |
I am currently washing my ass,
It's ugly, hairy and crass. It's too big for the sink, But it's NOT what you think, He's my transport oer the canyon-pass! I seem to be falling fast,
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
I seem to be falling too fast:
My future, and present, and past Came rushing before me, Explains the poor sore knee-- And also the ass in the cast. Dividing by zero's a no
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