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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The pop up tie is the only way you get a raise
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wunceaponatime Loyal user 280 Posts |
You use your lota bowl as a urinal.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your show fits in your DeSoto...
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Woodini New user 36 Posts |
When you are working a retirement home, and they take you back to your room.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have to iron out the wrinkles in your
hands before your closeup show...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
When asked what you wear for your show and you reply, depends
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Young people ask if you want to smoke a joint before the show
and you tell them that all your joints are already smoked.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your grandson pulls a hearing aid out of your ear...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You tell the birthday boy you're going to do the Paper Tearing Trick, and he asks...
"What is paper?"
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are starting to look like a Klingon...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You think your circus act will fly
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
A pickpocket lifted your sundial...
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