Hello ladies and gentleman. I present to you the only novel written about the life and times of a real, live two-headed turtle. It was just published today. Go to https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/413324 use this download code ZV87U which is good for the next 30 days. You can get it in whatever format you need.

It is a story written for children, but it is suitable for all humans. If you like the story, please go back to smashwords.com and leave a good review. If you didn't like the story, well, hey, whaddayah expect for free?

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And why is a book offer posted here? There are scenes that incorporate not only the fair, but certain sideshow and operator that some of you might very well recognize. Of course there are scenes involving the rough and tumble world of bare knuckle turtle racing. This offer is for real. Enjoy!

Perhaps folks are shy and have an aversion to downloading books for free. To satisfy that desire one can go to Amazon here:http://tinyurl.com/q259kwu and purchase the book in Kindle format.

I want to thank both the Magic Café members that took advantage of the free book offer. Look again next year when the sequel is out!