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philraso Regular user 175 Posts |
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blackstone99 Regular user 169 Posts |
When you think U.F. Grant was a Civil War general.
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Jack Skipton Regular user 127 Posts |
When the gear stick of your car always has rubber bands around it and you're always discovering 3" lengths of rope or knots in your suit pockets.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
You know you are a bizarre magician when you see a hemorrhoid outbreak as a chance to use real blood in your performance.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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jakeg Inner circle 1741 Posts |
When you go on a date, and getting lucky means that she picked the force card.
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Dan Ford Special user Illinois 754 Posts |
When you can spell magician!
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Eldon Inner circle Virden, IL 1137 Posts |
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On Nov 22, 2017, Dan Ford wrote: That's Grate. |
Rook Special user I went to the Magic Cafe and all I got were these lousy 834 Posts |
Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!"
Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
-Roald Dahl |
DaleTrueman Veteran user Australia 317 Posts |
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On Nov 29, 2017, Rook wrote: At a deceased estate auction of a magician a while back I bought a large box of T.T.s. I didn’t need the box so it ended downstairs in the recycling at our apartment building. A large polystyrene box labelled “thumb tips” in large letters where everyone could see it. |
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