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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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You perform to the song "Her Teeth Were Stained,
but Her Heart Was Pure." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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zachwyman New user Maryland 54 Posts
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Your neck is more red than your bicycles
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your double lift gets the front & the back of your truck up and off the ground.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You use your magic rope to tie
down your pickup hood...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1005 Posts
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If you have a lotta-spittoon-bowl
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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There are 6 tree mulchers set up but only five work ... You announce that you will jump into one of them ....
and your magicians force better be spot on.
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Woodini New user 36 Posts
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Your silks have boogers on them.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3509 Posts
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You don't dare use a Rocky Racoon b'cuz of the coon hunters in the audience
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your name is Wravyn
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your stage is surrounded by barbed wire...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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DaveGripenwaldt Elite user 487 Posts
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You do a trick for your wife and sister and there's only one spectator...
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Ted Danger Regular user San Francisco/Utila 106 Posts
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Your dove's appear on your shotgun. After vanishing, you say "Sokay, These here are local doves, I can reincarcerate them", and they appear in a small Jail cell. A phone rings, "it's my cell phone", remove turkey caller, gobble it, tell heckler his family wants him home.
"One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility." Albert E.
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