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Chad Sanborn Inner circle my fingers hurt from typing, 2205 Posts |
The other day while horseback riding, my saddle came loose. It started to tilt to the right. I tried to keep it upright but to no avail. On my last attempt to stay upright, I lost my balance and tumbled off the other side. I hit the ground with a thud, only to realize that my foot was still caught in the stirrup. I sure was lucky that the manager at Wal-mart came out and unplugged the machine, or I could’ve been trampled to death...
Chad Tell this the next time you see a ’riding horse’ outside of a store. It will get many groans. |
Magicman0323 Special user Just outside parts unknown. 713 Posts |
You'll wonder when I'm coming, you'll wonder even more when I'm gone. - Max Malini
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Bengi Veteran user Georgia 309 Posts |
Did they give you back your quarter?
Bengi |
Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts |
GROAN
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Dennis Michael
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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
It's a "cinch" that story will "stirrup" some others.
Remember: any palomino is a pal o' mine! cheers, Peter Marucci showtimecol@aol.com |
Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
He told that "tail" so many times he went "horse".
Was your electric horse an E-questrian? Sorry, I will bridle my enthusiasm. That’s all, time for me to "shoe". _________________ Tom Cutts Publisher, AM/PM About Magic...Performing Magic |
Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts |
Hey guys, get serious here and quit horsing around!
Dennis Michael
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Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
To such I say "neigh"
"Hay", gotta fly... |
Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
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R2 Special user 935 Posts |
If you had fallen on your knee? I would've exclaimed, "Po-nee"!
Oh that was horrible eh? Writer Anonymous |
magiker Loyal user Sweden 283 Posts |
I suppose that I´ve been saddled with reining you guys in.
Magiker
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Scott F. Guinn Inner circle "Great Scott!" aka "Palms of Putty" & "Poof Daddy G" 6586 Posts |
You stallions and your jokes are giving me night-mares! I'll be thinking about this all the way on my trip to Phillie, and try to come up with something funny, but for now, I'll just have to hoof it! With all these jokes flanked by other jokes, we start to get to the ones that are so old, they were told before my fodder was born. I'm a centaur--my fodder is human, but not mom. A race horse, a real thoroughbred, she was my mudder. So as I jockey for position amongst all these lame puns, I'll bid adieu, and say that I'll see you at the races! You can bet on it!
"Love God, laugh more, spend more time with the ones you love, play with children, do good to those in need, and eat more ice cream. There is more to life than magic tricks." - Scott F. Guinn
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Burt Yaroch Inner circle Dallas,TX 1097 Posts |
I think this thread needs to be put down.
Where's Mongo?
Yakworld.
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
He received a Candy-Gram (tm) and no one's seen him since.
What' that? The sheriff is NEAR? TW (PS. Of course you'll have the good taste to not mention this to anyone...)
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Burt Yaroch Inner circle Dallas,TX 1097 Posts |
Ow, that one hurt. Too bad most of the great lines from that movie are now politically incorrect. But not this one: LILI VON SCHTUPP: Will I see you later? SHERIFF BART: Well it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.
Yakworld.
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