Having just got a new type of harmonica(Hohner Echo) I have been inspired to write some new parody songs this week.

Latest parody songs start...
(Dixie)
Oh I wish I wasn't in this line at Wal-Mart
Lady with the blue hair with a check book forgot
Look away, Look away....
....
'(Ole Susanna)
Oh I come from Johnson County with a mortgage on my back
Does this "A.R.M." cause my payments to look fat?

(Tradition/Fiddler on the Roof)

The squirrel apon my roof
He gnaws a little tune
He gnaws it every day
not as funny as Network Cartoon...

(found a peanut)
Found a coin, found a coin, found a coin right now
I just now found a coin found a coin right now..

Cracked it open Cracked it open.
...
...

This song has 247 versus
247 versus right now
I'll fast forward so I don't get
curses and gitters.

The 247 coins o 247 coins
the 247 coins right now
..
..turns to glitter...(as a shower of silver glitter pours out of my hand)

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Harris (harpo) deutsch

Way to go...I love it!

Mark.

Dave Bartlett does some great parody songs with his weird instrument. I think he has a book out about them too.

I love parody songs but have recently had to face the fact I'm not a musician or a singer. I've tried and tried but I just ain't got it.

I sometimes sing a Spiderman parody of sorts to the children I entertain when making Spidey balloons

Spiderman Spiderman,
He does all the things a spider can,
he walks up walls,
(trailing off)...he eats flies,
he get's stuck in the bath......

George

Spidey parody is very timely ..
thanks..


Harris..your friendly neighborhood laughologist