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Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 13 ~ 14 ~ 15  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Puzzle me this... » » Limericks Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 17, 2007 7:04pm          This game was started on another forum I contribute to. The basic idea is to post a limerick and then to give the first line for a limerick to be composed by the next poster. The next guy writes his limerick - using the first line given and gives a new first line to the next. This continues until we get bored. Here goes. A fellow called Nir once suggested a game where he promptly requested: "send a limerick - it's fine then add one more line more time need not be invested..." and the new first line of the next limerick: The average spectator's a fool... Adventures in ASIC digital design landmark Inner circle By now they've deleted all but 2895 Posts Posted: Oct 18, 2007 3:48pm            "The average spectator's a fool," Thinks the magi who swears he is cool. But the attitude shows, And the audience crows, "Good Grief, what a freaking as* tool!" next limerick: I'm tired of Twisting the Aces, Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts Posted: Oct 18, 2007 7:51pm          I'm tired of Twisting the Aces, for the same unappreciative faces, and as I reflect, its the mirror I suspect, I should try some more crowded places. next: There was a young man from the Congo, !!!Live or Die!!! sǝɯıʇ lɐɔıƃol puɐ ooz ǝɥʇ ˇzʇıuzıɥs Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 1:44pm          There was a young man from the Congo who married a girl who danced Gogo she thought, "what could rhyme? for a limerick this time" A magician they call - Ali Bongo! next: Derren Brown was reading my mind, Adventures in ASIC digital design landmark Inner circle By now they've deleted all but 2895 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:32pm            Derren Brown was reading my mind, Attempting to do it while blind. But the dude didn't know Of my years of Cointreau-- So there was nothing there he could find! next: Two rabbits, a duck and a bear Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 5:15pm          Jack the above was just fantastic... Two rabbits, a duck and a bear were materialized out of thin air by a magi named nick who had quite a shtick but the secret he just wouldn't share... next: my top change is awfully bad Adventures in ASIC digital design landmark Inner circle By now they've deleted all but 2895 Posts Posted: Oct 20, 2007 1:33pm            Stan? where are you? My top change is awfully bad, My bottom deal equally sad My wife only groans To leave it alone, When I pocket the cards, we're both glad! next: The spell should have worn off by now Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts Posted: Oct 23, 2007 8:12pm          The spell should have worn off by now, Soon I'll revert to a cow, I was human for a while, but the grass tasted vile, Whoops! its happening right moooo. next: There was a transvestite called Bob, !!!Live or Die!!! sǝɯıʇ lɐɔıƃol puɐ ooz ǝɥʇ ˇzʇıuzıɥs smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 6:39am          There was a transvestite called Bob, who once got attacked by a mob. Then one day he said as he layed in his bed, I really want some corn on the cob. next, I hope you're not my mom Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 7:24am          I hope you're not my mum, In case I inherit your bum, When you are bent, It's like 2 hippos in a tent, And when you stand it blocks out the sun. There was an old man from Chicago, Magician Belfast Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 8:27am          There was an old man from Chicago, who loved to dance cha-cha and Tango he looked like an ape and was offered a grape, a banana, a melon and mango next: The guys here make rhyming quite tough Adventures in ASIC digital design Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 9:13am          The guys here make rhyming quite tough, and George and Corona are gruff, It could be construed, that a limerick should be rude, enough nicey politey stuff! next: Did you hear about William of Orange? !!!Live or Die!!! sǝɯıʇ lɐɔıƃol puɐ ooz ǝɥʇ ˇzʇıuzıɥs smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 9:18am          Did you hear about William of Orange? who bought a coat painted... orange. he wore it all day until he could say he ate in one bite a whole orange. next I don't want to write a rude limerick. Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 6114 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 9:55am          I don't want to write a rude limerick Which might make some quite sick but I came to play though magicians say I'd rather see another card trick There was a harmonica player from Oz Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 10:51am          A harmonica player from Oz couldn't really play good just because if you have enough nerve and care to observe you'd see he breathes through a hose! next: Geller tried bending my spoon Adventures in ASIC digital design TomasB Inner circle Sweden 1078 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 11:09am          Geller tried bending my spoon. He won't try again very soon. I made him bleed and cough, since I now need enough Viagra for a whole platoon. Next: Naked angels on bikes smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 12:37pm          I see naked angels on bikes and jokers who like riding trikes I know it's not fair but you'd better beware of those large falling andesites. (volcanic rocks) (this is the best post this year) I own a small money tree Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 3:26pm          I owned a small money tree grows 1 dollar bills just for free to become really rich I'm making the switch not with one thumb tip - but three next: I got an invisible deck Adventures in ASIC digital design landmark Inner circle By now they've deleted all but 2895 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 3:40pm            Nice one, Nir! "I got an invisible deck, It's ordinary--here, you inspect. They've dropped on the floor--" You've heard that before Unoriginal, yes, what the heck. next: It was Vernon and Marlo and me Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 8:44pm          It was Vernon and Marlo and me, I said "I'm the best of us three", They laughed so hard, They dropped half their cards, And claimed I was out of my tree. Next: I like to paint my knees pink Magician Belfast smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 24, 2007 11:11pm          I like to paint my knees pink I like to smell a skunks' stink If you think I'm wierd you should check out my beard and then look in my kitchen sink. I know a six fingered man... Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 2:49am          I know a six fingered man who could palm cards like no-one can he met Meir Yedid stole his act - yes he did! but got zero applause from his fan(s) next: why Stan is not joining in? Adventures in ASIC digital design smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 7:15am          Why Stan is not joining in? one could ask of his friends is it because his brain is a fuzz or will he chime in at the end? The taliban had a card trick Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2056 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 11:15am          The taliban had a card trick an elmsley count and a flick the cards went blank the gun went bang every magician called rick...was shot down dead. Thanks, I'm here all year. There once was a man who ate bananas :: eyeWONDER Magicians Blog :: Click Here! Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 11:19am          There once was a man who ate bananas, more than anyone else alive, he was doing quite well, til he slipped and fell, on a discarded peeling, he died. next, Osama bin Laden and Santa Claus... !!!Live or Die!!! sǝɯıʇ lɐɔıƃol puɐ ooz ǝɥʇ ˇzʇıuzıɥs magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 12:18pm          Osama bin Laden and Santa Claus, Have their own individual flaws, Osama has his fun, With semtex and guns, Whereas Santa likes whiskey and wh*res. Next: A one-legged frog from Peru Magician Belfast smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 12:32pm          A one legged frog from Peru hasn't much hopping to do so he sits on his stool and watches the fools who hop till they end up in stew. I say, pick a card any card.. Genuis@work We're trying to adopt. Visit us HERE harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 6114 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 12:40pm          I say pick a card any card While we are passing time in the yard Go away you fool your beginning to drool next time I will be more on my guard These limericks are quite the enigma Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u landmark Inner circle By now they've deleted all but 2895 Posts Posted: Oct 25, 2007 9:56pm            These limericks are quite the enigma Said the frat guy from Phi Delta Sigma He hadn't the brain to end this refrain And so, had to live with the stigma next: Twenty five is the seven of hearts, Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1391 Posts Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:40am          IMHO Best limerickists (did I just invent a word or what?) are by far landmark (Jack) and magicgeorge (the one with santa claus was absolutely hilarious) we can have a running vote as we keep on posting. Twenty five is the seven of hearts said Simon as he ordered the cards see - I use Juan's but they both end their runs with the 9D on their charts (gave myself some leeway there...) next: I once had a show in Iraq Adventures in ASIC digital design The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Puzzle me this... » » Limericks <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 13 ~ 14 ~ 15  (Next)

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