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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
I once had a show in Iraq
for an man who we'll call "Jack" Quite a nice fellow though not very mellow as he had a gun on his back. (I'm voting for Jack as #1) Angel and Uri are at it again |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Angel and Uri are at it again,
They're both quite peculiar men, One is a goon, Obsessed with his spoon, The other can't finish a limerick very well. I like Nir and Jack's witty, clever contributions but my favourite Limerick was Corona's brief return to humanity (moo). This is a secret ballot, yeah? Cool, I vote for magicgeorge, mwah ha ha, they'll never know. next: My favourite thing about feet, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
My favourite thing about feet,
is the way they connect with the street, and if I implore, they'll step on the floor, what a feat! next: Whilst investigating the phenomena of baulbs... (All the limericks so far have been of an excellent standard.... especially mine). Corona. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Whilst investigating the phenomena of baulbs,
I estimated their weight in lbs, Weight? You mean mass, You very silly donkey, This all rhymes if you don't say it like it sounds. next: A dentist that lived in Brazil, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
A dentist that lived in Brazil,
decided a volcano he'd fill, now when it erupts, it sounds like hiccups, he's off back tomorrow with a drill. next: It's all a question of semantics.... |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
It's all a question of semantics....
if you consider us mantics we all like to play all night and all day and end up in verbal antics. (I agree with george, the Cow limerick is my fav. as well.) The Zoo and Logical Times... ( a shout out to Corona) |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
The Zoo and Logical times,
Is a fortean feast for the mind, As Corona explores, The world and it's flaws, It makes you like twice at mankind. next: A baby tortoise called Bob |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I meant look not like. This has all turned into a bit of a Corona appreciation society. Let us not forget he is rather weird so by rights we should be poking him with twigs and calling him a freak. Anyhow
A baby tortoise called Bob, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
A baby tortoise called Bob,
turned this thread to a plod, I kept coming back, for another crack, but just couldn't finish the job. next: Whilst reading Finnegans Wake... |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Whilst reading Finnegan's wake,
I started to dream of a steak, Just then came a voice, The mouth of James Joyce, "Hey, Buddy, please stay awake!" next It looks like the Red Sox in four
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
It looks like the Red Sox in four,
Not the team but the pairs on my floor, At the walls I do flick 'em, And if they stick then, I decide not to wear them no more. next: I wish I hadn't grown a beard, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
Amazing limericks George... here is a tribute to you
I wish I hadn't grown me a beard said George, who looks rather weird what he'd done he didn't know to the kids at his show who from him are horribly feared next: George could write limericks for money |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
George could write limericks for money
and so could corona, landmark and NI(r) for all that you need is a bag full of W*** and a couple of hours a day. (I'm not condoning w*** use or saying anyone here smokes, just thought it made a great rhyme) My mom would disown me for that... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
My mom would disown me for that,
She won't allow w*** in the flat, One of her bugbears, Is the taking of drugs, there, Ever since I fed hash to her cat. next: Nir's puzzles make my head sore, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Nir's puzzles make my head sore,
I'll just have a go at one more, then I must stop, or my brain will pop, and make a mess on the floor. Two little birdies go Tweet, |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
Two little birdies go Tweet
A sound that is really quite neet But the cat had a smile that stayed quite a while and the kitty was in the catbird seat The toilet bowl water is rising
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
The toilet bowl water is rising,
I find this quite surprising, I killed Basil Brush, I thought he would flush, My disposal technique needs revising. next: A girl with a duck on her head, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
A girl with a duck on her head
wanted someone to go with to bed she tried a cat and a frog and even a dog but decided on the zoo guard instead (could have made it nastier but I leave those for George...) next: my front zipper was open a bit |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
My front zipper was open a bit,
unfortunately I wanted a ....poo, I tried to take aim, but down my trousers it came, now my socks are covered in...it. A man on my street declared war... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
A man on my street declared war,
With the family in number 24, He made them quite sick, With a collection of tricks, Like posting Corona's socks through their door. After eating 4 tins of baked beans |
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