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jstone Inner circle Someday I'll have 1473 Posts |
It's a stretch... but I think it works:
It's the debut of Celebracadabra The first episode was lame and drab, yeah So watch it again, I can't Unless they kill off Ant The Ardvark came and I'll tune in again, yeah. I once stayed the night in the Vernon Inn |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
The rhythm seems all wrong, but all try it.
I once stayed the night in the Vernon Inn With an enormous lady with a double chin She said to me, "Jeff Stone ...would you like a bone?" And I proceeded a search between folds of skin Why are two guys named Jeff Stone? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
NOTE: I just went back to change this and found out I'm over the thirty minute limit. The rhythm sucks, so don't tell me that the rhythm is wrong because it will not only hurt my feelings but also tell me something I already know. I hate the thirty minute limit.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
"Why are two guys named Jeff Stone?",
Said Jeff Stone with a moan, It's not that hard, To tell them apart, Because the one that looks like a cowboy puts too many words in so his rhythm sucks, so don't tell him that the rhythm is wrong because it will not only hurt his feelings but also tell him something that is already known. A munchkin on his way to the pub, |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
A munchkin on his way to the pub
for beer and a little bit of grub took the road that was yellow and met a real stinky fellow He said "Go home and get in the tub." |
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Machette New user Australia 17 Posts |
As there is no previous sentence...
One of my favourites, There once was a man from Japan, Who's poetry never would scan. When asked why it was so, He replied "Yes I know, It's because I always try and make the last line as long as I possibly can." |
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Howdydoodat New user Nick Brown 26 Posts |
My favourite:-
There was a young fellow named Hyde Who fell down a toilet and died He had a big brother Who fell down another And now they'e interred side by side |
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mjvermaak New user 7 Posts |
Topic closed?
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts |
A magi named Nir had supposed
That magicians were masters of prose But for two years plus, The posts have gone bust So as mjvermaak says 'topic closed!'
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Looking over what everyone's said,
Can a topic this lively be dead? Two choices this time, We can add to the rhyme, Or remain an invisible thread. Your turn: I had a Chicago surprise
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
A nervous cardician with hiccups
Went on stage after girls doing kickups Distracted and ruffled By their smiles as he shuffled He started with 52 pickups! Mike |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Nice limerick, Mike!
But the rules of the thread are that you have to use the line given by the last poster as your first line. Landmark gave us: I had a Chicago Surprise So we must go from there. I'll try. I had a Chicago Surprise Cards changing in front of my eyes But the magician perplexed me In fact she bewitched me When my card popped up twixt my thighs OK, now here's the line that must be the first line of the next limerick: My dove pan is beginning to rust |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
Ah, I hadn't spotted that! OK, let's see:
My dove pan is beginning to rust And my Zig Zag is gathering dust. I've discovered the joys Of mentalist ploys - As for magic, I'm no longer fussed. And for the next one: Please tie me as tight as you can Mike |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Now the thread is resurrected!
Please tie me as tight as you can With strength and skill and a plan Still at the end of it I intend to get out of it And remain an unmarried man I once saw a trick with a goose |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
I once saw a trick with a goose
That was subject to awful abuse. I so feared for its life When the Mage raised his knife That I rushed up and set the bird loose. When performing in front of the Queen |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
When performing in front of the queen
you better look tidy and clean be nice and polite or she'll give you a bite I guess you know what I mean... when juggling with knives and with fire... |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
When juggling with knives and with fire,
With six cannon balls and a tire, Be sure that you post, Good movies of most, And more, or they'll call you a liar. Jeff Stone shouts that Elvis is King
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Jeff Stone shouts that Elvis is King
While attempting to unlink a ring But lacking success He begins to digress And screams for some help from Mai-Ling (It was very hard to twist that one toward the subject of magic....) I just watched a show with Pop Hadyn |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
I just watched a show with Pop Haydn
My gosh but the thing was laugh-laden Boys I've started to swill All the tonic they shill Twelve bottles for me, now stop hatin' (Don't necessarily have to be magic related . . .) The laundry is always a chore
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
The laundry is always a chore
But I have the dry cleaners next door. When I tear up the ticket And restore it so quick, it Is something they clearly adore. I considered a life on the stage |
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