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Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 280 ~ 281 ~ 282  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 7:00am          Game is; I'll write a set-up, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else's write a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, etc., etc., etc.. Original jokes favoured, sneak in an oldie if you must (try and disguise it though). If no one comes up with a punchline for your gag within 12 hours your allowed to answer your own and pose a different gag. OK? here goes: What do you call a man with a penguin on his head? Magician Belfast harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 6117 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 9:58am          Under the "Wetter". How many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:24am          2 would be efishent but it's gotta be good for 6 months. What do you get if you cross a lightbulb with a horse? Magician Belfast harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 6117 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 11:50am          A Clydesdale that drinks bud light. Why did road cross the horse? Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 12:19pm          It didn't really happen... It was just a night "mare." Where does fruit go to sweat? magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 12:57pm          A saunana or a humplum (Vegetables obviously go to Swedeish Baths). Where do aubergines go on holiday? Magician Belfast Danny The Idiot Regular user London, UK 162 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:04pm          To the egg plant. What sound does an explosive monkey make? Danny Schlesinger www.CircoRidiculoso.com magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:26pm          "Hello dear, I'm Michael Winner" What's pink and blue and hides in cabbage patches? Magician Belfast Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 7:46pm          A cold flamingo. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle www.dansmagic.com www.danscomedymagic.com magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:09pm          Get your fairy godmother to coach the cracks out. What did the sparrow say to the teabag? Magician Belfast Nicholas J. Johnson Inner circle 6360 Posts Posted: Oct 20, 2007 11:55pm          "If I'm going to be the early bird I'd rather have a coffee" What's the difference between a lemon and monkey? The Three Disk Monte Documentary and Disks are available here. Flying Magus Loyal user 286 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 3:31am          It's really hard to get a bill out of a monkey. Why are bananas bent? Magically yours, Michel Fouché Believe in the Impossible magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 12:10pm          So monkeys can't smuggle them in piccolo cases. Can you give me a sentence with the word 'infactuated' in it? Magician Belfast nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1276 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 12:23pm          I see my Top Hat is missing, you were so hungry infacuated. Where does a General keep his Armies? "We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr. Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 12:26pm          Same place Harpo keeps his cutlery. What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a sideboard? Magician Belfast Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 2:12pm          A croc with a lot of friends. How many mimes does it take to shingle a dog house? There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle www.dansmagic.com www.danscomedymagic.com nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1276 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 3:43pm          None. If someone kills a mime in the forest, does any body care? "We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr. Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 4:17pm          Not if you don't hear it. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mime? There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle www.dansmagic.com www.danscomedymagic.com nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1276 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 4:37pm          Purple, because ice cream has no bones. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? "We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr. Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com Nicholas J. Johnson Inner circle 6360 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 6:07pm          KFC Family Pack Why did the laptop cry? The Three Disk Monte Documentary and Disks are available here. Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 6:43pm          The DISK DRIVE's way too quick and it RAMmed into a MegaByte! How many vegetarians does it take to eat 3,000 spears of broccoli? Robert Haas Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com Nicholas J. Johnson Inner circle 6360 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 6:50pm          None - They don't have the energy. (Bonus Jeopardy Round) If "Fish sticks" is the answer, what is the question? The Three Disk Monte Documentary and Disks are available here. magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 7:15pm          What's sticky and smells of fish? How do you know if a baboon has eaten your pyjamas? P.S. Love answers no. 12 and 20 Magician Belfast Nicholas J. Johnson Inner circle 6360 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 7:30pm          You wake up in a baboon's stomach. Why shouldn't you play poker with a garbage truck? The Three Disk Monte Documentary and Disks are available here. magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 9:34pm          That would just be silly,come now ,think about it. Why can't you fish in a knickerbockerglory? Magician Belfast nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1276 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 9:56pm          Fish are not allowed in the icecream factory. How many light bulbs does it take to light up a fishing pole? "We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr. Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 10:01pm          Watt? Why can't Sherlock Holmes play the ukelele? Magician Belfast Nicholas J. Johnson Inner circle 6360 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 10:53pm          E-Lei-mentry my dear Watson! How does Superman shave his back? The Three Disk Monte Documentary and Disks are available here. magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 3993 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 11:24pm          Ask our friend: Kryptic Hairris. How long is a multicultural, piece of thread? Magician Belfast Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts Posted: Oct 21, 2007 11:34pm          All the way to the end. (Does this thread count?) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle www.dansmagic.com www.danscomedymagic.com The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 280 ~ 281 ~ 282  (Next)

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