The DISK DRIVE's way too quick and it RAMmed into a MegaByte!

How many vegetarians does it take to eat 3,000 spears of broccoli?

None - They don't have the energy.

(Bonus Jeopardy Round)

If "Fish sticks" is the answer, what is the question?

What's sticky and smells of fish?

How do you know if a baboon has eaten your pyjamas?

P.S. Love answers no. 12 and 20

You wake up in a baboon's stomach.

Why shouldn't you play poker with a garbage truck?

That would just be silly,come now ,think about it.

Why can't you fish in a knickerbockerglory?

Fish are not allowed in the icecream factory.

How many light bulbs does it take to light up a fishing pole?

Watt?

Why can't Sherlock Holmes play the ukelele?

E-Lei-mentry my dear Watson!

How does Superman shave his back?

Ask our friend: Kryptic Hairris.

How long is a multicultural, piece of thread?

All the way to the end. (Does this thread count?)


What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

Ooooh, the insecure remains of a former ship.

When is a door not a jam receptacle?

When it's a not ajar.

Where do you get virgin wool from?

I don't know...but it's definitely NOT New Zealand.

What does the S in USA stand for?

That's a typo, it's suppose to be a $.

How do you get holy water?

Poke it.

Whose last words were "Look out! It's behind you!"

It's Cousin, Gomez...

Where do ghosts use the bathroom?

In the LooooOOOOOoooOOO! (one for the Australian's and the Brits)


When did the Middle Ages end?

Knight before last.

Manish ta na la zey? (Why is this Knight different from other nights)

Cause protective clothing are more....

If a sneeze is a sneeze why do dogs lick faces?

Cause a kiss is not just a kiss.

Whats the difference between chocolate and doggie doo?