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Irfaan Kahan
Veteran user
346 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 10:20am
Hey Guys
I just thought of a funny little game. List anything magical that you know, but next to them write down what you think the name of the thing would mean to a layman:
I'll start:
1) Double lift - What Pam Anderson did
2) Arscanio Spread - With toast please
3) Hofzinser Spread Control - Get ready for that rubber glove . . .
4) Tenkai Palm - More awesome than than the five fingered touch of death
5) Downs Palm - (I won't sink that low)
6) Buck naked - (I'll skip this one, too)
7) Greg Wilson - Greg Wilson! (Magician's note: No, not THAT Greg Wilson, the OTHER
Greg Wilson)
8) Slip Cut - Why would anybody want to do that!?
I'm to go home now and use my enormous amount of free time to see what else I can add to the list.
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
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magicgeorge
Inner circle
Belfast
4003 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 11:02am
Dove Pan: Must be for cooking a French dish.
Svengali deck: The floor of a mystic's boat.
Chinese rings: That unPC joke about phoning Mr Wong.
Chop Cup: Impractical pork holder
Pompom pole: European Cheerleader
Rising wand: Matron!
Whiskey and Soda: Cheers!
Magician Belfast
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6388 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 11:18am
Transposition- How to get out of paying bills "It wasn't me, it was the other guy"
Sword basket - I wish I could put so-and -so in there
Zig Zag - The diet illusion
coin through coin- That's impossible
Hopping Half - I hope this guy doesn't want a tip, he already has enough money.
"He who has the most toys, when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them, all at once" JL
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
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Thomas Wayne
Inner circle
Alaska
2251 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 12:50pm
Small red balls - "Medic!"
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
Palming it - "Is it that lonely being a magician?"
Final load - "...and then he just grabbed his chest and died!"
Kepplinger holdout - "Why are you always so stingy with your kepplingers?"
Vanishing wand - "Uh huh. Is that anything like the sausage trick?"
Multiple shift - "Can't they get anyone else to deliver pizzas?"
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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msmaster
Elite user
482 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 3:04pm
Stripper Deck- pack of cards with pictures of nude women.
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Larry Bean
Inner circle
I'm digging enough holes for
2013 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 3:13pm
Elmsley Count - the guy that lives in the Elmsley castle.
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Outbreak Monkey
New user
Brisbane, Australia
59 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 7:50pm
Quote:
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Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
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Reverse Pass - "Do you perform here often?"
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Outbreak Monkey
New user
Brisbane, Australia
59 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 8:18pm
Short Card - A funny little guy
The count cop - The guy that raided the Elmsley castle (thanks for the castle Larry)
Faro Shuffle - An ancient Egyptian dance?
Second Deal - A counter offer?
Cups and Balls - Necessary for contact sports?
Milk Build - What cows get before milking?
Jog Shuffle - When you're too tired to run anymore..
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15707 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 8:19pm
Invisible pass -kissing her in the dark
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6388 Posts
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Posted: Apr 17, 2009 8:24pm
Assistants revenge = Assistants revenge
Zombie Ball = You get inside and go crazy
Chop Cups = Some kind of a kitchen gadget, "But we can't do this all day, folks"
Bill in lemon = A sneaky way to stick someone with the restaurant tab
Book test = Something I though I got away from when I graduated High School
Nail Wri***r = A way to scribble small notes on your nail so you can go shopping
"He who has the most toys, when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them, all at once" JL
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Apr 18, 2009 8:03am
Ghost Deck..The main floor of the abandoned pirate ship...
Force Deck..The main floor of the Millenium Falcon...
R & S Deck..Your new deck after the little kid with the ice cream cone handled it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15707 Posts
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Posted: Apr 18, 2009 6:15pm
Hot Rod - a very fast chopped car.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Outbreak Monkey
New user
Brisbane, Australia
59 Posts
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Posted: Apr 18, 2009 11:31pm
Greek Break - A Mediterranean get away..
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Eric Woods
Regular user
Kansas City
116 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2009 3:47pm
Lota bowl - where you put your lottery tickets
Phantom tube - Is that tube for talking to ghosts?
Crystal casket - Made for those with too much money.
Flash - You know what they think.
Hold out - asking for a tip
gimmick - cleaver marketing
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coolini
Regular user
australia
175 Posts
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Posted: Nov 23, 2009 5:32pm
Sponge balls(red is back in style)
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Irfaan Kahan
Veteran user
346 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 6:03am
Breather Crimp - What the mechanic did to fix the car
Double Undercut - What the kid did to win the tournament in Karate Kid #73
False Transfer - Inadvertently getting the dead guys blood on your hand's whilst not involved with actual murder
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
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Roger Kelly
Inner circle
Kent, England
3313 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 6:23am
Oh no...I dread to imagine a Kelly Bottom Placement!
Wenger MUST go!
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Dynamike
Eternal Order
20655 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 8:07am
Straitjacket - Straightjacket
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 8:54pm
Flipper quarter....What state is that from?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicoftomh
Inner circle
Cleveland, Ohio
3664 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 9:10pm
Marked Deck...the first level of the Titanic to drown.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!
Tom Hornikel
http://tjhornikel.cjb.net
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15707 Posts
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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 10:24pm
Tenkai Pinch - what a Japanese masher does to a lady in an elevator
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Nov 26, 2009 10:49am
Backclip..something you don't want the chiropractor doing to you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts
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Posted: Nov 26, 2009 11:21am
Dove Loop --- A fancy street in a dove neighborhood
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Nov 26, 2009 11:44am
A locater card...a card with a built in gps...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts
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Posted: Nov 26, 2009 7:55pm
Silk Pull --- A runner in a silk
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Nov 27, 2009 1:05pm
Flash wallet...a wallet that takes pictures...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts
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Posted: Nov 27, 2009 1:17pm
Coin shell --- what's left when money hatches out
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts
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Posted: Nov 27, 2009 5:58pm
Fraidy cat rabbit..something you chase during hunting season...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts
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Posted: Nov 28, 2009 9:57am
Spring Bills --- A special appliance for handicapped ducks
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Nov 30, 2009 12:07pm
Ding Dong ... That's a big one
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