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Bob Sanders

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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Posted: Dec 8, 2009 6:29pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Pinky Break --- brakes on a pink car

Bob Sanders
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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 1:28pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Accordion flourish --- show off
joseph

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Nest of boxes..a giant birds' home...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 7:41pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Ring on a Stick --- how to guess the age of a tree

Bob Sanders
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joseph

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Posted: Dec 10, 2009 6:15am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

The baby gag..Too much spinich on the spoon...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

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11210 Posts
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The false shuffle -- something fishy is happening
joseph

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Milk can escape..How did that can unlock the chains?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

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Hand cuff trick --- "Are you an ex-convict?"
joseph

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Linking safety pins....What are safety pins?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
Posted: Dec 10, 2009 4:22pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Wild Card --- Card printed naturally without governmental controls.

Bob Sanders
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SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
joseph

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Blank card..Must have been bought when the card company was on strike...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

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Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 10, 2009 11:18pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Mismade Bill --- that is one rare collection.
Bill Ligon

Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
Posted: Dec 10, 2009 11:33pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Ligon  

Getting personal, eh, James?

Bill

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 11:34pm
How about the Mismade James?

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joseph

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Posted: Dec 11, 2009 8:28am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Good thing he didn't say bill to sweatsock...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

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11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 11:33am    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Quote:

On 2009-12-10 23:34, Bill Ligon wrote:
How about the Mismade James?



Wow! Is that the latest in the market now?
Bill Ligon

Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 12:05pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Ligon  

Kellar tie -- the one you got for Christmas.

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JamesTong

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11210 Posts
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Multiplying bubbles --- you are very gentle with those bubbles.
joseph

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Thumb tie..the one you got for fathers day...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 6:53pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Cardboard Connection --- joint made with a stapler

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joseph

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Immaculate connection...getting hooked up in church...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bill Ligon

Inner circle
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Posted: Dec 11, 2009 9:19pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Ligon  

The pass -- When you got your face slapped.

The tourniquet -- Not recommended by the Red Cross first aid course any more.

The side steal -- a felony.

The glide -- a ballroom dancing step.

Change bag -- Where you keep your money.

Handkerchief pull -- a party game.

Stacked -- nice chest.

Paddle move -- a rowing technique.

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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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French Drop --- its in the other hand
joseph

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Posted: Dec 12, 2009 6:59am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Quote:

On 2009-12-11 23:33, JamesTong wrote:
French Drop --- its in the other hand



Or a paratrooper from Paris...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
Posted: Dec 12, 2009 11:09am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Dribble Glass --- Special container used by basketball players

Bob Sanders
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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 12, 2009 12:40pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Cut-No-Cut Scissors --- Useless piece of junk.
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Super-X ------ The autograph of a Nobel Peace Prize winner

Bob Sanders
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JamesTong

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11210 Posts
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David Copperfield --- a story book novel
joseph

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Salad utensil from Italy.. Tongini... ...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

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11210 Posts
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Linking Rings --- "my son could also do that!"
joseph

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De' Ring..what you place on de finger...

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