You take a bow every time you hear someone say "Wow! Can you believe that?"

You ask for Father Photius’ autograph because he took a bow.

I see Mark has been giving away my secrets again.

When you stand in line for two hours to get your own autograph.

When you are trying to be a hip hop magician like Dynamike.

Mike that is the best picture I've ever seen of you. You get better looking all the time.

You have 10,000 tricks that you have never performed.

You cannot pay your rent because you are buying tricks instead.

You have a collection of traffic warnings that you received by doing tricks for he cop to get out of getting a ticket.

You waste 1/4 of your day trying to post something new then you notice

Other people have more then twice as much.

You have nothing better to do.

Neither do I

When you get a horn for your car that honks the Magic Land of Allakazam theme.

You fill up your gas tank, load your equipment and program your GPS for a show in two weeks.

You have a garage full of ropes, chains, and locks, but they are only used for escapes.

99 percent of your phone book consists of, you guessed it, matriculators.

You need a 10 terabyte drive to back up
all your magic videos...

You're starting to post every other comment.

You rather perform instead of watching the Super Bowl.

You wear-out your wrist practicing a move, 18 thousand times, and now you can't actually perform it.

Anything card sized that you pick up you subconsciously begin to back and front palm it.

You see a fire truck and imagine all the tricks you can do with it

Cut and restored hose
Chain escape from a ladder

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