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Dynamike

Eternal Order

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Posted: Jul 24, 2009 2:00pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

Post a trick, effect, stunt, etc. about something a magician have not performed yet.


When is a magician going to levitate himself around the world?

Dynamike
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Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 4:33pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When will a magician produce someone without boxes in the middle of the street?

The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"

www.jordanmaloney.com

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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 6:31pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is the Indian magician going to come down from climbing that rope in a desert?

Dynamike
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MikeHMagic

Inner circle

1008 Posts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 6:32pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of MikeHMagic  

When is a mentalist going to do an entertaning mentalist show?

Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 6:43pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is a magician going to pull a lion out of his hat?

Dynamike
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Father Photius

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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Posted: Jul 24, 2009 9:53pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  

When is a mentalist going to win 45 successive lotteries?

Quote:

On 2009-07-24 18:43, Dynamike wrote:
When is a magician going to pull a lion out of his hat?



I thought Bullwinkle did that one.

"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 9:59pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is a mentalist going to fool Amazing Randi?

Dynamike
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Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 1:54am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When will a magician escape from a legit milk can?

AMAZING thread by the way, Dynamike.

The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"

www.jordanmaloney.com

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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:19am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is a magician going to perform on the moon?

Dynamike
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Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 8:45am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When is a magician going to make the earth disspear?

(Were all slowly working towards that)

The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 12:31pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is a magician going to make the White House turn black?

Dynamike
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joseph

Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:04pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

When is a dove going to produce a magician?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:08pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is Photius going to post here regularly?

Dynamike
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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:51pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

When is Dynamike going to perform the 101 linking hoola hoops routine?

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 4:07pm
When is Fr. Photius going to make "Eternal Order"?
joseph

Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 8:07pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

When is the masked magician gonna vanish?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 10:37pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When will the masked magician be beaten and battered by fellow magicians? (the rebel ones, of course.)

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Sam Sandler

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Posted: Jul 26, 2009 12:47am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Sam Sandler  

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:04pm
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When is a dove going to produce a magician?...


It's been done for those that have been lucky enough to witness Bob Little perform as a giant dove it was a site to see.

When will a magician win America's Got Talent?

sam sandler- America's only full-time DEAF Illusionist
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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 3:24am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is a robot going to start performing magic?

Dynamike
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joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 6:31am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

When is Masters of Illusions gonna have a good show?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
David Bilan

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Clarksville, TN
675 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 6:39am    Reply with quote   View Profile of David Bilan  

When is magic going to be treated like legitimate theater?

Yes, I am a magician. No I did not make my hare (hair) disappear... it just took early retirement.
joseph

Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 7:00am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

When is the first blu ray magic dvd coming out?...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 8:23am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is USA going to have a president that can perform magic professionally?

Dynamike
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Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 1:28pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When will Canada have a TV magician?

I know, Doug Henning. But, currently...

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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 1:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When will hip hop magic become popular?

Dynamike
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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 2:25pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

When will magic rise and become the most respected and highest paying profession?
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 4:43pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

When is Photius going to levitate up to the Empire State Building?

Dynamike
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Maloney

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Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 9:47pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Maloney  

When is Dynamike going to link finger rings?

The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"

www.jordanmaloney.com

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Dynamike

Eternal Order

20629 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 9:54pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  

(He already has. I seen him do it. He is good too.)

When is Kyle going to take off the RJOM?

Dynamike
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God-glorified

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697 Posts
Posted: Jul 26, 2009 10:18pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of God-glorified  

Quote:

Dynamike wrote:
When is a magician going to make the White House turn black?
and then he wrote

When is USA going to have a president that can perform magic professionally?



seems to me obama IS the magician! (and it was performed professionally)

Ephes. 2:8-9

For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
Father Photius

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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Posted: Jul 26, 2009 10:21pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  

Quote:

On 2009-07-26 16:43, Dynamike wrote:
When is Photius going to levitate up to the Empire State Building?



(Did that one decades ago...you know "leaps tall buildings with a single bound...Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane....)

When am I going to finally master the getting Nani to run off to Tahiti with me trick?

"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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