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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 74 ~ 75 ~ 76 ~ 77 ~ 78  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » When is.....??? Dynamike Eternal Order 20605 Posts Posted: Dec 11, 2011 12:03pm          When is someone going to invent Flash Paper that can re-ignite. Dynamike Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 11, 2011 2:38pm          When is someone going to invent the human version of Miracle Grow ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Dec 12, 2011 1:43pm          When is Dynamike going to come eat real bar-b-que in Alabama? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 13, 2011 2:45pm          When is real bar-b-queb going to finds its way to California ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Dec 16, 2011 6:08pm          When is my Linking Ring going to arrive before everyone else tells me what was in it? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Dec 25, 2011 5:38am          When is a magic magazine with only ads coming out?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 25, 2011 2:31pm          When is Hanukkah Charlie going to join me for a Christmas dinner at the local Chinese restaurant ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Dec 27, 2011 10:24am          When will it be safe to admit that you are a magician to just anyone? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 27, 2011 5:43pm          When is the psychic working for the police dept going to admit they can't even find a missing sock from their last load of laundry ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Dec 30, 2011 12:40pm          When is the show only going to have to cover the angles that were covered in rehearsal? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Dec 31, 2011 6:26am          When is the first magic rage for 2012 released?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 3, 2012 8:51am          When is being in elected office going to have the credibility of being a street magician? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 3, 2012 8:55pm          In some countries it has. And when will my missing socks return? hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 4, 2012 12:26am          "And when will my missing socks return? " Tomorrow - check your laundry, look in the dryer, turn the pillow case inside out. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 4, 2012 10:31pm          When is the government going to require magicians to carry Wand Insurance? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 12:42am          "When is the government going to require magicians to carry Wand Insurance?" after they require all magicians to carry a wand license. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 9:03am          When is WalMart going to have a magic shop? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 5:43pm          When will we get a Walmart, if Ikea could do it, and so could Starbucks, then why not Walmart? hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 12:27am          When is producing a bowl of gold fish from a briefcase going to require a fishing license from the state ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 5:56pm          When is the word "Presto" going to speed up anything? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 7:39pm          When will a man, dressed as a polar bear, ask me for directions to the north pole? hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 9:22pm          When is FIRE magic going to be risk free and endorsed by management (other than a personnel office). Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 8:10am          When is the fire department going to prefer a magician to a spotted dog for image? (Both could find a fire hydrant!) Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 8:18pm          When will top hats come back in style? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 14, 2012 2:43pm          When is not going to be embarrassing in America to say, "Yep! this is who we elected!" Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 14, 2012 2:59pm          When are you going to cut that rope, you've been holding it forever. Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 14, 2012 4:15pm          When does it become obvious that these are "Cut no-Cut" scissors? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 14, 2012 9:20pm          When is mentioning the planet Uranus not going to bring a grin to a 6 year olds face ? Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jan 19, 2012 4:09pm          When is the Nobel Prize going to be given for achievement rather than pity and publicity? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 19, 2012 5:44pm          When will stupidity take a day off. The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » When is.....??? <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 74 ~ 75 ~ 76 ~ 77 ~ 78  (Next)

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