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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You actually don't mind tearing a dollar bill in two.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have several drawers filled with multi colored silks but no Kleenex.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When someone says "Mark Wilson" and you never think of a race car driver.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
None of your Nylon fishing line is long enough to use for fishing.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Wen the people at NASA say Out of This World , the last thing your thinking about is the space program.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You wake up one morning and your hair looks just like Max Mavin's.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have more than one vest in your wardrobe.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have a key ring full of keys used only in magical effects.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You buy a foot switch with the instructions that say: "Press Toe"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you are willing to glue five one hundred dollar bills together just for a carry around close up trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have a safety pin near the arm pit of your sports coat
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have a topit sewn inside your fly.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are the only one who gets the plastic fork and spoon at dinner...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
All your cuff links are magnets.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are the only one in line at the Nani museum...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Quote:
On 2010-12-05 07:16, joseph wrote: (The line was quite long, actually) When you browse the entire Hocus Pocus catalog and don't find a single trick that you don't already own.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You won't wear gloves in the winter just in case you asked to do a trick.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your pocket change is welded together
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have 14,000 corny jokes written on little pieced of paper stashed all over your house.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have more magic books than the public library
Northern California
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