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JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 15, 2009 1:10pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Now I am going to show you the oldest trick in the world - the cups and balls.
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6323 Posts
Posted: Dec 15, 2009 2:23pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  

(Say this while you are restoring something)

And now and for a very old saying (deep breath.... go)

The beggar who sits cross-legged, naked on the steps of the great pagoda, in the middle of winter, with snow falling on his head, is no closer to heaven then that of the great white cockatiel who lays a square egg in the palace of the prince- on a full moon.... it has nothing to do with this trick but it is a very old saying.

(You can breath again)

http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 15, 2009 6:31pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

"Here I have a regular deck of cards."...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 15, 2009 10:55pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

"Pick a card, show it to the audience and don't show it to me."
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 6:40am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

..and put it back, especially here...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 7:15am    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

"I'm going to riffle this pack of cards and want you to say, 'Stop!' anytime you want."
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 7:37am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

I will now lose your card into the deck...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 7:39am    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

And will locate your card again.
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 7:44am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

And now I have a regular piece of rope...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 7:48am    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

And you will noticed that there are no mirrors or trapdoors around it.
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 8:22am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Here are 3 different length ropes...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 9:43am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Do this just like we rehearsed. You weren't the one at rehearsal?

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:00am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Lo and behold...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2886 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:25am    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  

Sorry about that... for my next trick.

Northern California
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 12:44pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Do you know how to cut a rope with this scissors?
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6323 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 2:02pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  

Don't worry. Even though this is a very dangerous trick, I myself. have never been hurt.

http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 2:20pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Now for my next trick I will need ...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:01pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

That is the first time this didn't work again.

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:12pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Follow exactly what I do eventhough it may look silly.
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:14pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Before you reach in there, you aren't afraid of spiders or snakes, right?

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:17pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Stand right there. Yes, right there where the trapdoor is.
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 16, 2009 11:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Take a walk inside the card box...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 9:53am    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Do you see any mirros, wires, trapdoors and secret compartments?
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 10:46am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

This will be done under test conditions...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 11:46am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  

Notice that both ends of the wand are connected to the middle.

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 12:19pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

Hey Presto, Abracadabra, Sim Salabim ... and the silk is gone!
jazzy snazzy

Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 2:09pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jazzy snazzy  

Watch carefully. For at no time will the fingers ever leave the hands.

"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
JamesTong

Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 2:35pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JamesTong  

What I have here is an ordinary deck of cards.
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6323 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 3:22pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  

Can I borrow a hundred? Is this the bill you gave me? Thank you.

http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
Posted: Dec 17, 2009 3:41pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  

Who gave me this quarter?..you?..thank you...

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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