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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 22 ~ 23 ~ 24 ~ 25  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Standard show lines M&M Magic Regular user 116 Posts Posted: Jun 23, 2011 9:21am          *tells a joke....not a very good response* "tough crowd" Posted: Jun 23, 2011 9:22am "Let me do this again for all of you back in the cheap seats." Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jun 23, 2011 11:12am          If you are going to hold the wand in your left hand, you'll need to turn it around to the left hand end. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ M&M Magic Regular user 116 Posts Posted: Jun 23, 2011 11:41am          Hahaha nice one! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jun 26, 2011 1:49pm          No, Use you magic hand. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6322 Posts Posted: Jun 26, 2011 6:31pm          If I could do real magic... why would I be here? http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jun 26, 2011 7:29pm          Notice that there is a fire extinguisher on stage! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jul 1, 2011 11:32pm          My mistake.. Its flick and swish. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jul 2, 2011 10:57pm          Notice that that coin couldn't buy anything. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jul 5, 2011 6:16am          I'll continue if you stop throwing eggs... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jul 5, 2011 1:43pm          With all the bad lines from dime novels, think what magic books must cost! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jul 6, 2011 7:08am          Blow up this #160, and I will make a balloon animal for you... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jul 6, 2011 2:34pm          For my next trick,'ll put on some safety gear but you just stand over there. Be Careful! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jul 30, 2011 2:53pm          Yep! It's just a standard deck of Magicians' cards. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jul 30, 2011 6:46pm          Sorry my mentor was Inspector Clouseau not Harry Potter Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Jul 31, 2011 6:46pm          Sure, I could have gotten a job. But I wanted to be a magician! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Aug 6, 2011 6:52am          I'm advancing..I used to be a juggler... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Aug 6, 2011 8:24pm          Do you see any other magicians in the audience? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Aug 7, 2011 1:54pm          It's days like this that I wished I had studied more in school. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Aug 16, 2011 9:57pm          I almost got off without doing time with this effect. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ DavidG Regular user 123 Posts Posted: Aug 29, 2011 3:51pm          THEY say that when I grow older, I'll hopefully become a better magician. (THEY means my grandchildren...) Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Aug 30, 2011 9:07pm          Did anyone in this audience lose his keys to a Rolls Royce? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Oct 16, 2011 9:50am          And how many here tonight are on work release? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Oct 29, 2011 5:19pm          Thank you for the applause! We will be here until closing time tonight. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Nov 5, 2011 10:19am          Now you know why we don't allow shooting video during this show! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Nov 12, 2011 2:26pm          Yes .. you madame in the third row. Maybe I should not speculate about your profession. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Nov 13, 2011 4:26pm          See, I don't like a thing like my pictures on the "Wanted Posters"! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Nov 21, 2011 8:09pm          I need a volunteer who is not carrying a badge. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2236 Posts Posted: Nov 22, 2011 5:25pm          (When looking for an audience volunteer): "I'm looking for some scags. Some real ugly scags. What about you sir?" -Matt Fore MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2236 Posts Posted: Nov 22, 2011 5:27pm          After applause: "Thank you very much and we hope we passed the audition" (The Beatles- in both the "Let It Be" movie and album) MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2236 Posts Posted: Nov 22, 2011 5:30pm          "Tank you, Tank you very much" (spoken very quickly- from the Taxi tv series). Or, "Welcome to my nightmare" (when a volunteer comes on stage)- Alice Cooper The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Standard show lines <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 22 ~ 23 ~ 24 ~ 25  (Next)

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