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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6383 Posts
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Posted: Dec 17, 2009 5:38pm
So that means we can split $100.25 between us.... somehow it doesn't seem fair.
"He who has the most toys when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them all at once" JL
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
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Frank Starsini
Eternal Order
Northern California
12250 Posts
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Posted: Dec 17, 2009 5:45pm
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On 2009-12-13 21:30, TStone wrote:
God, I absolutely hate stock lines. Stock lines are the number one reason that magic isn't recognized as an art form like theatre, dance or knitting.
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... and nobody seems to care as long as it gets them their next kid's show.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 17, 2009 6:35pm
'Where's the coin?........WRONG!'...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:11am
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On 2009-12-17 17:45, Frank Starsini wrote:
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On 2009-12-13 21:30, TStone wrote:
God, I absolutely hate stock lines. Stock lines are the number one reason that magic isn't recognized as an art form like theatre, dance or knitting.
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... and nobody seems to care as long as it gets them their next kid's show.
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I agree with Frank.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 4:29pm
"Want to change your mind?....please?" ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 9:38pm
"That never happened again"
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 9:40pm
"You are the best audience I have had today"
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:29pm
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On 2009-12-18 16:29, joseph wrote:
"Want to change your mind?....please?" ...
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"You have the freedom to change your mind. Is this your choice or you would like to change your mind now?"
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19304 Posts
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Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:56pm
Don't you have another dollar bill?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 7:04am
"I have here 4 and only 4 coins."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 8:09am
"That was my name when I was a little girl."
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 10:16am
"You forgot to sign it." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 12:19pm
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 5:39pm
For my next miracle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19304 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 7:15pm
Notice that this piece of rope is the same length from either end.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 10:25pm
And now, the time you have been waiting for ...
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 19, 2009 11:04pm
Please notice this is a regular deck of cards.... oh shoot I brought the wrong deck.
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 3:59am
(Magician holding a jumbo deck) ... This is my first deck of cards. And I can still remember back then that my hands are rather small and could hardly hold them properly.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 5:52am
"Don't tell anyone how we did that."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 11:27am
Can you keep a secret?
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ERIC
Inner circle
New Jersey
1187 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:18pm
To quote the amazing Presto;
"Now you can go home and try this...It won't work, but you'll have a lot of fun."
May he rest in peace.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 7:24pm
It doesn't get any better folks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 10:43pm
I would like you to turn around and throw this ball to the audience. And the person who catches it would then come up on stage to return the ball to me.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 6:24am
Oh, now he's good...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 9:09am
Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for ..., for coming up on stage.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:48am
It's not a purse..it's a pouch...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:52am
Here's a deck of cards. Please give it a good shuffle.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14416 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 3:23pm
Cut the deck, and complete the cut...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 7:37pm
Pick a card, any card.
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19304 Posts
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Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:09pm
We need a volunteer. Don't be shy many have survived.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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