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Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 21 ~ 22 ~ 23  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Funny Questions for the laymen? Hengky Ciptanegara Veteran user Indonesia 389 Posts Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:20pm          Hi All, I'm thinking to do the a little bit comedy show with the Tel's Bell and I need some suggestion for the "lines or patter" What I would like to do is I will call one volunteer to join to the stage then I will give me some questions and he or she have to answer my questions honestly. If they do not answer honestly, the can not ring the bell (of course the bell in under my control) Now what the QUESTIONS that I should ask for the volunteer that's will make the entire audience laugh. I don't mind if the question is a little bit "dirty" or personal (you know what I mean.. ) Thanks Hengky JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:40pm          When did you last have good sex? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 18, 2009 10:47pm          Dressed yourself today? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Hengky Ciptanegara Veteran user Indonesia 389 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:52am          Anymore inputs? JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2009 3:54am          "Are you cheating on your diet?" Posted: Dec 20, 2009 11:33am "Have I seen you before somewhere?" Pizpor Loyal user 275 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:15pm          Are you married, or are you happy? JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2009 10:54pm          Did you pass your driving test? Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 15707 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2009 11:35pm          Is it true that you no longer cheat on your (husband / wife)? "Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..." joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 21, 2009 6:43am          Do you love your mother in law?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 21, 2009 9:00am          Is it true that you are thinking of asking me to disappear your mother in law? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:48pm          When do you have to be back in your cell? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:58am          Are you a magician? joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:10am          Were you here when this rope was short?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 12:41pm          Are you ready to make the biggest decision of your life? joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 1:47pm          Do you know what palming a card is?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 6:57pm          You mean the Witness Protection Program brought you here? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6385 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 7:54pm          Do you have insurance? "He who has the most toys when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them all at once" JL www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:14pm          How much surgery is left to be done? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 11:00pm          Is it true that you have a secret desire to be a magician? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 22, 2009 11:22pm          Is your lawyer in the audience? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 7:37am          You're not scared, are you?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 11:01am          Are you thinking of having an affair so you can create a scandal out of it? joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 1:44pm          Which hand is it in?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 1:48pm          Do you believe that the ball has disappeared? joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 1:55pm          Do you know where it went?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 2:02pm          Do you believe that I can turn these papers to money? joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14418 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 2:08pm          Do you think the hand is quicker than the eye?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 2:23pm          Do you believe that magicians can really do real magic? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19309 Posts Posted: Dec 23, 2009 5:16pm          Have you ever had to count this high before? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Dec 24, 2009 12:11am          Are you deliberately postponing your diet? The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Funny Questions for the laymen? <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 21 ~ 22 ~ 23  (Next)

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