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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ 4 ... 21 ~ 22 ~ 23  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Funny Questions for the laymen? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Dec 31, 2009 8:13pm          Have you seen cards like this before? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 7:08am          How many cards are in a 52 card deck?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 10:39am          Did you notice that the corners were as far apart as they could be? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11210 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:19am          Do you know my name? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 12:02pm          Cut it exactly in half in the center. That is near the middle. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ twistedace Inner circle philadelphia 2447 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 12:28pm          Do you like being tickled? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 12:52pm          We'll need the name of your next of kin. Don't worry things sometimes don't go wrong. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 1, 2010 3:49pm          This won't hurt, much... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 2, 2010 2:50pm          Blood will wash right out of that, right? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6329 Posts Posted: Jan 2, 2010 6:51pm          Did you want to change your mind... or do you like the one you already have? http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 3, 2010 7:57am          Do you believe in coincidence?..Me too...What a coincidence... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6329 Posts Posted: Jan 3, 2010 8:26pm          This trick is like deja vu. This trick is like deja vu. What is this trick like?... - - - ... Never heard of it. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 3, 2010 9:41pm          If that is your free hand, how much do you want for the other one? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 4, 2010 9:08pm          Keep one eye here, one here and one here... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2010 2:46pm          Is there anyone here you want to see sawed in two? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2010 8:49pm          Have you ever had your arm chopped off?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2010 9:53pm          You are holding your hand palm up. Are you an elected official? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 7, 2010 4:14pm          Remember, you paid to see me... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 8, 2010 2:05pm          Do you see the ends of that rubber band? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2010 7:35am          What about This hole?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2010 2:12pm          Did you know that they let me do this while on work release? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6329 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2010 2:20pm          The more you drink, the better the show http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2010 2:24pm          Were you paid extra to wear that outfit? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2010 3:23pm          See if you can throw a coin or bill into that can marked "tip"... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 10, 2010 5:03pm          Are you carrying a silk handkerchief? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 10, 2010 6:25pm          Does anyone have another hundred?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 12, 2010 11:44pm          Can I borrow a dollar, Sir? Did your wife know you had one? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 13, 2010 3:47pm          If I turn around, will you promise you won't leave?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Jan 13, 2010 7:58pm          For my next trick I need to borrow a dollar bill. Are there any single men in the audience? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 14, 2010 8:37pm          Don't be afraid...The cards won't bite... 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