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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 19 ~ 20 ~ 21 ~ 22 ~ 23  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Funny Questions for the laymen? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jul 30, 2011 2:50pm          Why are there so many more jokers in Congress than in a deck of cards? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Aug 6, 2011 6:53am          You mean you will give me $5 just for leaving?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Aug 6, 2011 8:20pm          Have you ever chained anyone up before? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Aug 7, 2011 1:56pm          Does anyone in the audience have a magic wand with working batteries? Northern California jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6335 Posts Posted: Aug 10, 2011 3:16pm          Did you know I got all these jokes on the internet? Just a side thought. If you're a "Barber" would you use the Hairnet or a buy old dollars for a three-fly? http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Aug 10, 2011 7:47pm          Which right hand would you like to use? Northern California jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6335 Posts Posted: Aug 12, 2011 7:11pm          Since I have your 20 dollars, which stock did you want me to invest it in? Or Which horse should I bet on? Or, Do you mind if I use this to pay for parking? http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Aug 16, 2011 10:04pm          Do you look forward to having false teeth? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6335 Posts Posted: Aug 23, 2011 1:30pm          If I'm a small-time collector does that mean I only collect little watches? http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Aug 25, 2011 12:08am          What did it cost the last time you had this watch repaired? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ DavidG Regular user 123 Posts Posted: Sep 6, 2011 5:05am          I see you consider working in the Silicon Valley... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Sep 8, 2011 8:10am          Which one of your socks match? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ DavidG Regular user 123 Posts Posted: Sep 8, 2011 12:49pm          Why do you have one nose and one sock? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Sep 8, 2011 3:43pm          Aren't you glad there are no magicians in your family? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Oct 15, 2011 2:40pm          Hello Mr. Smith. And what was your name before we asked? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 5, 2011 10:17am          When was the last time you were sawed in half? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 14, 2011 11:42am          Is the odd number on your selected card rational or irrational? (You know that cards can read your mind?) Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 21, 2011 8:10pm          Don't we both use the same bail bondsman? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 27, 2011 6:01pm          How old were you when you learned that you are the next volunteer? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 10, 2011 11:46pm          Did you know that there is a 12 Step Program for magicians' volunteers? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 24, 2011 10:18am          Does the judge know that you are at a magic show? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ HighClass New user 57 Posts Posted: Dec 30, 2011 3:22pm          Consider that during your routine you could hand them a break-away wand and when it goes limp your question could be, " be honest with us, this isn't the first time this has happened, is it? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 31, 2011 12:40pm          Does that look like a coin that would give a flip? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 1:26pm          Are you ready for this? Had your medications? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 8, 2012 6:41pm          Sir, would you prefer this lovely lady lose an arm or a leg ? Northern California braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 3:53am          Did you know that this is the first time that I am using fire, since that horrible accident? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 8:03am          How easily do you faint? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 7:39pm          Is medical science able to reattach hands already? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jan 9, 2012 10:47pm          Can you tell the top from the bottom of the six of diamonds? Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Jan 22, 2012 7:22am          Are you nodding in agreement, or dozing off?... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Funny Questions for the laymen? <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 19 ~ 20 ~ 21 ~ 22 ~ 23  (Next)

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