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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Jan 22, 2012 7:21pm
How wild is a wild card?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Jan 22, 2012 8:04pm
How fast can you run?
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And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Jan 25, 2012 8:36pm
Did you bring your next of kin with you to the show?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Jan 28, 2012 8:49pm
Did you see where that Father Photius disappeared to?
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Jan 29, 2012 7:05am
You think he transported to James Tong's house?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:04pm
No. I think it was the other way around and their both sorting magazines from the 40s.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Jan 29, 2012 9:49pm
Would you believe that we can smash you into that very tiny box?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 4, 2012 9:10pm
Except for pole dancing, have you ever been on stage before?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 12, 2012 7:15am
Can you reach that dove up there?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 12, 2012 2:08pm
Are you carrying a gun or wearing any kind of badge?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 14, 2012 8:44am
You really didn't need that car key to get home, did you?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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MaxfieldsMagic
Inner circle
Instead of practicing, I made
1964 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2012 10:17pm
Quote:
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On 2012-01-22 20:04, jay leslie wrote:
How fast can you run?
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Ha! Bet that would get a reaction. It's just ambiguous enough to make them think, too. Good one.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2012 10:49pm
Was your card a sticky one?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 24, 2012 3:20pm
Have you ever had to escape from handcuffs before?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 29, 2012 9:39pm
Is the lunacy hearing over?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2012 11:23pm
Would you believe the elephant is now in your living room?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2012 5:40pm
Are you sure that is not your knot?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 17, 2012 7:16am
Do you understand pig latin magic words?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 17, 2012 9:38am
Didn't you serve on a jury where I was being tried?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 18, 2012 9:18am
What magic word cures the flu?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:41pm
Here is a mirror. Guess who just got his car towed away?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 24, 2012 12:06pm
You know why you don't want to draw the Joker, don't you?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 8, 2012 9:10pm
You know why there are no witnesses at a magician's trial?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Dai Hard
Regular user
135 Posts
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Posted: Apr 12, 2012 4:03pm
Who knows how to spell ESP?
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma
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Dai Hard
Regular user
135 Posts
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Posted: Apr 12, 2012 4:06pm
That would have been cool, though, wouldn't it?
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma
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Dai Hard
Regular user
135 Posts
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Posted: Apr 12, 2012 4:07pm
Nice watch! Does that come off easy?
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma
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Dai Hard
Regular user
135 Posts
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Posted: Apr 12, 2012 4:08pm
(For Card To Wallet) Will you pull my zipper down?
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma
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Dai Hard
Regular user
135 Posts
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Posted: Apr 12, 2012 4:09pm
(Tear their bill, bend their key, whatever) It looks real, doesn't it?
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 13, 2012 2:37pm
Is your Senator out of prison yet?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2012 8:10am
Aren't you glad you don't have to have a handkerchief this color?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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