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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:52pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
May I suggest you watch the DVD.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:53pm
One. How many mentalist does it take to change a light bulb?
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:54pm
How many Florida magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows because they are still counting.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 12:55pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows, they will not share the secret.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:01pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to srew it in and 2 who claimed they did it first
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:03pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they use a floating candle.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:06pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shout, 'Ta-daaaa!'
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:07pm
How many beginner magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Any number, but they always screw it up.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:08pm
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:10pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:12pm
How many asian magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious says many hands make light work
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 20, 2009 1:15pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they always see the light.
Northern California
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Dec 23, 2009 7:40am
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to float it across the room and one to change it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sixten
Inner circle
Floral Park, NY, U.S.A.
2482 Posts
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Posted: Dec 23, 2009 8:08am
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. (Three for the 'Three Stooges') One to hold the bulb, and two will turn the ladder.
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Maloney
Special user
Newfoundland, Canada
709 Posts
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Posted: Dec 23, 2009 12:06pm
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On 2009-12-20 13:01, hbwolkov wrote:
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to srew it in and 2 who claimed they did it first
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BEST answer!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"
www.jordanmaloney.com
Go check it out!
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 23, 2009 4:06pm
I agree with that too.
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Dec 23, 2009 5:11pm
I agree with that. But you know that the beginners are going to tell you the one that made the last DVD of it invented it. The others used the old method.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 12:14am
That's why we have so many magicians' jokes.
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 12:16pm
None. Magicians know you can't really change a lightbulb.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 1:07pm
Just one Marvin Roy
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 3:19pm
Watt? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 5:31pm
Marvin Roy???
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 5:34pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to read the instructions, one to watch the DVD and a third to change the bulb and take the credit.
Northern California
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Dec 24, 2009 6:17pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are faking it.
Northern California
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 25, 2009 9:50am
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to read the instructions, one to watch the DVD and ... a third to change the bulb in a different way and then come out with a DVD and take all the credit.
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Dec 25, 2009 10:06pm
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
That is still unknown. By the time they agree on a method light bulbs will be obsolete and illegal to possess.
(What about a card trick in the dark?)
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Dec 25, 2009 10:46pm
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one as long as his name is Blackstone.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Mike Brezler
Special user
Waynesboro, Pa.
653 Posts
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Posted: Dec 26, 2009 4:04am
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just says the magic words and it relights.
Mike Brezler is The Wacky Wizard
www.wackywizardmagic.com
Comedy Magic for Kids and Adults
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Dec 26, 2009 9:31am
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The elecrician does the job for him.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Dec 26, 2009 3:26pm
None...That's what assistants are for...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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