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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ 4 ~ 5 ~ 6 ~ 7 ~ 8 ~ 9  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Mar 5, 2011 4:35pm          One non- union or 2 union magicians. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Mar 10, 2011 1:47pm          That depends on the prediction in the envelope. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Mar 19, 2011 10:56am          One to remove it, and one to fill it with milk... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Mar 25, 2011 1:37pm          First we need to prove conclusively that it is out. Laymen do that. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6326 Posts Posted: Mar 25, 2011 2:10pm          One, but first he must use the new one to fluff-up his sleevers:. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Mar 26, 2011 7:27am          One, if he's bright enough... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... mmmario New user perth/shanghai 71 Posts Posted: Mar 26, 2011 7:43am          Ten. One to change it and 9 to stand around muttering, "it should be ME up there." joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Mar 26, 2011 7:36pm          One to float it thru the ring, and one to replace it... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 3, 2011 12:54pm          One to replace, and another to break Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6326 Posts Posted: Apr 3, 2011 2:48pm          I don't care http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 4, 2011 12:39am          More than all, they still don't understand that they can't change the bulb by floating them around Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 5, 2011 9:45pm          You mean there is still a magician that is not starved to death? Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! mahucharn Veteran user 388 Posts Posted: Apr 5, 2011 10:34pm          None, all a magician can do is produce or make a light bulb disappear! francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 8, 2011 1:39am          Evidently not encough, so many of us tried in this thread (5pages!) and the light bulb is still not changed! Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 9, 2011 2:42am          This is a biased question. We are professionals in our field. This question is too technical for us and should rightly be a challenge for an electrician or someone in the light bulbs industry. Try asking us how many rabbits we can hide in the shoe box, I am certain that most if not all of us would be competent to provide fairly close estimates. Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Apr 9, 2011 7:27am          Leave it out..Your IT work looks better that way... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Apr 11, 2011 12:57pm          It depends on who is looking. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 13, 2011 9:44am          I consulted the mathematicians. they need to test various hypothesis before they can come up with the formula to derive the right answer. Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 15702 Posts Posted: Apr 16, 2011 1:18pm          22, 361, Twenty two thousand to review and comment on it who actually never did it, three hundred to attempt it but never do it right, 60 to expose it on YouTube, and one who finally does it correctly. "Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..." francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 16, 2011 1:36pm          I have taken the responsibility......just called the electrician Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Apr 17, 2011 6:55am          One to change it, and one to recite "Socket to me"... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: Apr 17, 2011 7:30pm          Many times more than a magician would ever admit. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 18, 2011 4:54am          The right one. Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Apr 19, 2011 2:12pm          It depends on the wattage of the magician. Northern California DWRackley Inner circle Choo Choo Town 1506 Posts Posted: Apr 20, 2011 3:48pm          A magician should NEVER change a light bulb. The gaffers' union would protest! You don't need to be psychic to predict the future. Any mother who's ever spotted her ten year old hauling his skateboard onto the trampoline KNOWS what's about to happen! ...because a MIND is a terrible thing... francisngkl Special user Singapore 514 Posts Posted: Apr 24, 2011 11:03pm          How many how many? All you guys do is ask..can't you see we are still trying..and some of us have already sacrificed our careers and families for this purpose.. Carpe Diem, Seize The Day! hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Apr 27, 2011 7:02pm          If you live in California there is probably a law that mandates the number. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: May 3, 2011 9:35am          Less than the number of AWOL state senators required in Wisconsin to destroy democracy. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 3, 2011 5:39pm          Magic instructions "recommend four minus three plus two divided by three if right handed". No instructions included for left handed magicians. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19261 Posts Posted: May 11, 2011 7:37pm          Is that in color or black and white? 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