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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:29am
(with kudos to Jeff Foxworthy)
... you keep all your old and discarded props in your front yard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:32am
You keep your suspensions up on concrete blocks.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:48am
... your "bang gun" is a .357 magnum.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:56am
... your last gig was at the alligator farm down the road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 1:31pm
Your "magic metal cylinders" say Maxwell House Coffee on them.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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MagicBus
Inner circle
Kalamazoo, Michigan
2236 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 5:10pm
Your rabbit has no cage- it lives in the back seat of your car...
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Bill Ligon
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 5:28pm
You sleep with your rabbit. In the back seat.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW:
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A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 6:21pm
One of your tricks is cut and restored baloney strings.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 7:17pm
People wondered how your teeth vanished...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 7:55pm
You amazed your wife and sister with your new trick, and she said it was a good one.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW:
www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 8:40pm
... when your friend calls you about a gig and you know he's talking about frogs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:02pm
When your magic wand doubles as a Tire Checker.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:03pm
You perform the floating banjo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:35pm
... you use John Deere silks.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:49pm
... you produce a mallard from your duck pan.
Quote:
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On 2010-02-19 21:02, jay leslie wrote:
When your magic wand doubles as a Tire Checker.
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Oh man, you're killing me.
... you use your water torture cabinet as a live well on your bass boat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:22pm
You perform the linking piston rings.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:30pm
You wear a black velvet cape with a painting of Elvis on it.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 7:41am
You spit your tobacco into your lota bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 11:11am
... you use snuff for woofle dust.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 1:32pm
You perform the multiplying moonshine bottles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 2:30pm
You have pictures of rabbits on your mud flaps.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 3:21pm
You are the hit of the trailer park...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 4:19pm
You have to store some of your props in other peoples' trailers.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 4:27pm
... Larry the Cable Guy is your favorite magician.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 6:40pm
... you have the only Doves to Possum.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 6:48pm
You only practice during the Nascar race...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 7:29pm
... your kid is named Dale Jr. and your name is not even Dale.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 8:20pm
When you take your show 'on the road" ....... so goes your house.
Between shows you use your pick-up truck to deliver phone books.
You carry your own rocks so you can clean your cloths, on the road.
The only way you know how to push illusions around the stage is with the Two Step.
People always want you o make their wife disappear, but never their horse.
You escape from a duct tape Strait Jacket.
You do the Bullet Catch without any gimmicks.
Any "Dead or Alive" trick uses real fish.
Not a single pack of playing cards is a complete set.
You build all your tricks out of wood in your back yard.
You're Cremation illusion is really an old BBQ wagon that is too rusty to cook food on.
You use your belt buckle to hit unruly hecklers.
You keep going to the auto junk yard looking for linking rings because you heard they were.....
Wait for it.
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Yes....... Bumpers.
I have to stop here or some of you might get the idea that I grew up in the Sticks even though it was really the Boonies.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 9:17pm
... your cards read "Bubba Whodini" "Magic with a rustic flavor"
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 9:21pm
... you added a Zebco reel to your aerial fishing outfit.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 9:24pm
... Fish bait is a classy production.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 10:45pm
... you use a chrome, metal plate rolling toolbox with #3 on it for a magic table.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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