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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts 
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You call each of your volunteers Bubba.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You wonder why Miss Hogslop Kentucky didn't win Miss America last night...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have to assume that all volunteers have at least a double name like Wanda Louise.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You refer to the audience mambers as " critters".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your entire act was purchased from a flea market magic shop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You perform cups and balls using a six pack
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your closing line is "bless you're pea pickin' hearts"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You refer to items bought at flea markets as "experienced".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You are the developer of the double mule plow harness escape.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your volunteers are cowpokes & sodbusters...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your latest gig was as the Church of What's Happin' Now and Bar B Que Parlor.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Did you know The Church Of What's Happening Now' was with Flip Wilson who had a custom Sawing made by Mark Wilson (sitting in his warehouse).
So, by two degrees of separation, you have Nani on your mind, weather you know it or not.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your publicity photo shows you smiling as you strangle a cute bunny (not you Jay).
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you use pickled eggs in your egg bag routine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you're a regular on My Big Redneck Wedding on Country Music TV.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You produce sweet potatoes in your Crystal Silk Cylinder.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can make your missing teeth reappear.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your first trade show was for the Cletis Ort Sump Co. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You hose off your boots before going on stage.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3513 Posts
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Your assistants family are bootleggers and you love her still
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