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Wravyn Inner circle 3513 Posts 
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Your act is the opening for the greased pig catching event and you are to produce the pig from your hat.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your milk pitcher has been used for butter milk.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can't produce a silk without an oil stain.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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It's wheel bearing grease for card on ceiling, edge marking aces and your mullet hair slick.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Red auto shop rags have replaced silks in your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your daughter is the best shot around.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Workin' a shrimp boat is your day job.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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rudy-ray New user 62 Posts
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You've got a bumper sticker that reads "My kid can beat-up your honor student"
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rudy-ray New user 62 Posts
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Your black velvet back drop has a painting of Elvis on it.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your blendo silks are all camo colored...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think BuckMasters is a graduate degree.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your favorite magic store is the Bass Pro Shop
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You know 101 uses for Skoll.
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Your body lost all of it's blue.
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rudy-ray New user 62 Posts
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Your lady to tiger has become your second cousin to goat (fainting of course)
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You teach your alligators how to do magic tricks.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You use a roofing nail to mark your cards.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your favorite place to busk is outside of the Catfish Shack.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can do "Ribs to Water Melon".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you do your six bill repeat with confederate money.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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