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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 15, 2012 7:57pm
Signed card in hay bale is your feature effect.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Feb 15, 2012 10:25pm
When you think Democrats are the party representing Dementors.
Northern California
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 15, 2012 10:49pm
You do professors nitemare with your string tie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2012 10:48am
You gave your sweetheart a new pocket knife for Valentines.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2012 3:34pm
Your plumes are corn cobs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2012 12:03am
One quarter of the members in the audience are named Billie Bob
Northern California
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2012 10:51pm
You don't perform any tricks that involve counting past 4...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 23, 2012 10:43am
You perform color changing harmonica.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 23, 2012 10:37pm
Your pk device is a horseshoe magnet...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 24, 2012 3:24pm
You know that if something were "tooth in cheek" it would leave a bad scar.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2012 7:31am
Your sawing in half saw also has teeth missing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2012 10:50pm
You actually believe that you can keep the government out of your business.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:33am
Your book is called "101 Tricks with Suspenders."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2012 8:06am
Your secret pocket is at the top of your bib overalls.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2012 12:01am
You offer a free squire dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
Northern California
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2012 7:30pm
Your reel is a pocket fisherman...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 29, 2012 9:40pm
You see a windmill as complicated machinery.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 1, 2012 10:14pm
You offer a free squirrel dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 1, 2012 10:21pm
You reward your volunteers with a bag of squirrel jerky!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2012 2:42pm
You produce a pink Flamingo from a spare tire.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
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And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2012 2:44pm
Quote:
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On 2012-02-28 19:30, joseph wrote:
Your reel is a pocket fisherman...
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like this one?
http://www.thehouseofenchantment.com/graphics/reel.jpg
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2012 8:55pm
Your assistant outweighs you by 100 pounds.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2012 11:06pm
Your tigers are really corn fed barn cats...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2012 12:31pm
You refuse to travel to New York city because they don't have any Michelin one star road kill restaurants.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2012 5:38pm
Your picture is posted in every truck stop in your area.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2012 7:59pm
Your stage name is Bow Legs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2012 8:49pm
You give a bucket of fried chicken to your volunteers.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 7, 2012 9:22pm
You have magic props in every room of the trailer.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Mar 10, 2012 6:54am
You peddle snake oil at intermission...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 10, 2012 7:40am
You do color changing chicken.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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