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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Mar 31, 2012 3:17pm
You use a tarp from the truck for your backdrop.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 6, 2012 9:20am
Your hound dog provides all the fleas for your flea circus...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 6, 2012 9:09pm
Trick instructions require "lapping" you know your dog can't read.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2012 6:21am
Your closer is the dancing cattle prod...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2012 8:22am
Quote:
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On 2012-04-19 06:21, joseph wrote:
Your closer is the dancing cattle prod...
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Love it! I got a charge out of that one.
Bubba Whodini
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2012 11:29am
..and you can keep unruly kids off the stage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 19, 2012 8:19pm
Getting engaged means saying "Git in the truck".
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Jim Sparx
Inner circle
Far Out, Texas
1125 Posts
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Posted: Apr 20, 2012 12:43pm
The honeymoon means rolling down the windows in hot weather.
Spartacus died for your sloth
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Jim Sparx
Inner circle
Far Out, Texas
1125 Posts
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Posted: Apr 20, 2012 12:51pm
Getting married again means you have to convince the JP your cousins were twins and this is the other one.
Spartacus died for your sloth
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 21, 2012 6:53am
You soak your flashpaper in moonshine, for that extra bright flash...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 21, 2012 8:11am
Your escape act involves a load of moonshine.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 22, 2012 6:19am
Your out house and zig zag are the same box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Apr 22, 2012 2:09pm
When you prepare a rope for those who keep rehashing the same jokes.
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joseph
Eternal Order
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14391 Posts
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Posted: Apr 22, 2012 7:12pm
You actually found a use for the above rope besides
for cattle rustlin'...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 22, 2012 10:11pm
Your volunteers receive a Moon Pie.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Leland
Inner circle
St Louis
1091 Posts
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Posted: Apr 23, 2012 6:53pm
When you do the 6 card repeat... but no one gets it because they can't count.
Life of Magic!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 23, 2012 9:44pm
You think a cruise magician performs on the truck tail gate cruising through the Dairy Queen.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Dynamike
Eternal Order
20621 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 9:50am
You are using all your cousins as your assistants.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 2:13pm
Hunters supply your spotlights.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Dynamike
Eternal Order
20621 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 5:10pm
You hold a shot gun asking for Dynamike.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
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Leland
Inner circle
St Louis
1091 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 5:55pm
The King, Queen and Jack are known as the 'Pur-dy pic-shure cards'
Life of Magic!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 7:15pm
You have bales of hay in the reserved section.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Dynamike
Eternal Order
20621 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 8:23pm
You use Ellie Mae as your assistant.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 24, 2012 8:59pm
There is a banjo and fiddle in your intro music.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Leland
Inner circle
St Louis
1091 Posts
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Posted: Apr 25, 2012 5:48pm
You're happy that the bunny from hat trick worked because 'There'll be good eat'in tonite'!
Life of Magic!
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Dynamike
Eternal Order
20621 Posts
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Posted: Apr 25, 2012 11:28pm
When you discover Texas Tea while you are performing.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 26, 2012 6:45am
You do "Linking dog collars".
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Jim Sparx
Inner circle
Far Out, Texas
1125 Posts
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Posted: Apr 26, 2012 12:19pm
You know you're a redneck magician when...things go terribly wrong when you pull the plug out of the bottom of your row boat for your vanishing row boat trick and you remembered you can't swim.
Spartacus died for your sloth
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Apr 26, 2012 12:50pm
You expect a cell phone to have a crank on the side.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Leland
Inner circle
St Louis
1091 Posts
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Posted: Apr 26, 2012 1:15pm
You tell your wife you need your 'Good socks' for the show and she reaches into the coffee pot for them.
Life of Magic!
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