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The Wacky Wizard New user 54 Posts |
When your store your magic wands in a barrel of your shotgun.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You open for Jeff Foxworthy
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your Ball and Tube trick uses a bowling ball and piece of air conditioning pipe.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your fog machine involves a battery operated fan, an ice cooler full of Budwiser, and duct tape.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your 3 shell game uses 3 bullet casings and a grain of grits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The client says "turn left on the dirt road"
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You find yourself playing to an audience of people dressed in white sheets.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your sound system is 20 radios all wired together.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You wash your hand so it matches your tt color...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Instead of that knife trick - you wrapped 3 bear claws in paper bags and the forth had a cow pie - the trick was to take a bite out of three bags.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your last three bookings were in the pit of a NASCAR race.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You try to use your trailer hitch as a zombie ball. The only problem is how heavy the car is.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..Is your car cover the foulard? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Yep and that was at the afore mentioned nascar show
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You wear your chattering teeth...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You order a zig zag box that will hold Dolly Parton.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You try your luck at a tractor pull but you're sleeve is way too small.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have the only blooming cactus trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You advertise Magic show and hay ride
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You carry your props to the show in WalMart bags.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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