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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:07pm
You think you look good in a tux and cowboy boots...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6322 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2010 5:24pm
You preform " motor oil & water"
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2010 9:50pm
Followed by the linking oil rings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2010 10:11pm
... and cut and restored radiator belt ...
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Feb 25, 2010 10:21pm
... you really have a manipulation routine with those discarded spark plugs.
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 12:49am
... you change your professional name to Happy Hour!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 10:23am
You keep the chosen card in monogrammed ViseGrips.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 11:00am
... your card to wallet is hanging on a chain from the belt of your Levis.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 2:23pm
... you use a real gun on stage.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 4:10pm
... and you use real bullets to do the bullet catch in the teeth.
Hay yall watch this!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Bill Ligon
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 7:55pm
But you have to remember to wear your teeth.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW:
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A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 26, 2010 10:42pm
You can do Color Changing Tooth!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 12:00am
... you do the Houdini rope suspension escape hanging from the Tallahachee River Bridge.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15701 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 1:47pm
You ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your assistant's honor.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 2:56pm
You do restaurant magic at the Waffle House...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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B Hackler
Special user
778 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:02pm
You perform the linking toilet seats. The bad thing is you got them off of the toilets in your front yard.
Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:04pm
You do paper balls over the head but using a bass pro catalog.
Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:06pm
You can't never find your props for the show because you painted them all camoflague.
Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:08pm
If you use your bass boat for a portable stage.
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Bill Ligon
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 5:13pm
All your "silks" are made out of burlap bags.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW:
www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 5:16pm
... you make a hank pull out of bungee cord and a spark plug socket.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Cabrera
Special user
Seattle
513 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 5:23pm
You're a dyslexic redneck and your tip jar says..... "SPIT"
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 6:26pm
You can't always find a volunteer without a lip full of snuff.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 7:07pm
... you keep a spitoon on stage. Its a special prop you made in your shop and looks like a giant Bud can.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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B Hackler
Special user
778 Posts
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Posted: Feb 27, 2010 8:14pm
If you keep a close up effect stored in your snuff can.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 7:44am
Your snuff can is your okito box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 8:39am
You can produce a signed card in a hand-rolled cigarette.
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On 2010-02-27 14:56, joseph wrote:
You do restaurant magic at the Waffle House...
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Geoff Willams, James Adamson, etc. we have done this in 2010! (and I got a second waffle!)
Bubba Whodini
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 9:48am
Lol...It would be great to perform there...It's always full...(and the food is great) ..
You don't mind asking for a hanky...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 1:24pm
... you can glean enough good ideas from this thread to put a "Redneck Magician" act together.
Thanks fellows. Here, have a beer and WATCH THIS!!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 3:10pm
You have an overalls bib topit...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 7:01pm
... and your tux is from OshKosh B'Gosh.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6322 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 8:05pm
Your knife through jacket was bought on the cutlery channel at 3 am right after you ordered a tiller.
You "borrow" cigarettes for the famous vanishing cigarette trick then reproduce them after everyone goes home.
You produce a bowling ball from a plastic bag because a briefcase is too uppity.
When another magician asks your opinion on how to "go south" with a hundred, you take it and move to Georgia.
You have absolutely no idea what to do with multiplying golf balls.
Your idea of "aerial fishing" is doing it off a bridge.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Feb 28, 2010 9:58pm
There is no door on your truck so you can mount a painted sign.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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