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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your magic book is called "I'm fixin to learn ya good". ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Folks ask you if that's a magic truck?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
After your show, you enjoy your possum,
and your assistants watch for cars...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have to take the bandana off your hound to use in the show.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You wear the plaid lining on the outside of your jacket
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your blank gun is a 12 gauge.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You clean your ears with your handcuff key...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your show includes color changing chickens.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You see the Beverly Hillbillies as a serious drama.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You shoe laces have never been tied.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When someone gives you a tip it's usually from a torch
And When someone greases your palm it's usually 10 40
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your spit bucket and tip jar are one and the same...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
For Cups and Balls you use three Mason jars and some potatoes.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your close up pad is the floor mat out of your truck.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
One out of every thirty words of your patter
can be found in a dictionary. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can only get a debit card because your credit is so bad.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You know you're a redneck when the same 8 people rewrite the same 13 jokes, over and over because they don't have enough decency to bury the thread.
And if they did, the new name, of this thread would be, "What would happen if, we digged-up this old thread and flossed those two teeth we still have... It's still good huh?"
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Card on Fish Stringer is your favorite card trick.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even your rabbit chews tobacco.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your rabbit only has one tooth.
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