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Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 4:47pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for rubbing it in.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 11:01pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned not liking it being rubbed in.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 9:14am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for VapoRub.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:27pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for Haw Par Tiger Balm.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
abc

Inner circle
South African in Taiwan
1081 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:28pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of abc  

You're banned for giving lube a funny name, Tiger.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:45pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for not getting a room for yourselves.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for your conversion to Vicks

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:57pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned because I can breathe easier now.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Leland

Inner circle
St Louis
1090 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 4:26pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Leland  

You're banned for not using Breathe-Rite!

Life of Magic!
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 3, 2012 9:00pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for coming here and spreading your germs.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 4, 2012 2:00am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for life is too short to always focus on the little things.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 4, 2012 2:03am    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned 'cause that's what Criss Angel said!

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 4, 2012 2:49am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for bringing Criss "The Mindfreak" Angel into this thread!

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 4, 2012 2:06pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for bring the subject of magic into the Not Very Magical, Still... thread.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 12:20am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned because Criss Angel is not Magic.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 1:41am    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned for buying into the whole "I'm not a magician, I'm a Mindfreak" line.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Samriklown

New user

15 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 12:17pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Samriklown  

Critter,
You are absolutely, positively banned for not buying into the whole, and only taking half.
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 3:21pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned for leaving the "...and half" off of how I take my coffee.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Samriklown

New user

15 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 3:34pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Samriklown  

You're banned for being to jittery from drinking all that darn coffee.
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 3:44pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned at the stake for mentalism.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 5:13pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for eating my steak.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 7:46pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for self mutilation.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 9:01pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for being a mutilated mutant mental mnemonic marred by mysterious magical mesmerizing missteps managed by Martyrs for Martians.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 9:07pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for having that much time on your hands.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 9:09pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned because it only took me two minutes to come up with that......

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific

Special user
Yes, I used my toes to type all of my
712 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 9:10pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of PaulPacific  

You're banned because that's two minutes too long!

Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Samriklown

New user

15 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 9:35pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Samriklown  

Your banned for toe jam
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 10:27pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for going toe to toe.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
PaulPacific

Special user
Yes, I used my toes to type all of my
712 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 10:29pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of PaulPacific  

You're banned for talking about my feet!

Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4631 Posts
Posted: May 7, 2012 10:41pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for putting your foot down.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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