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Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 4:48pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for even mentioning the word Jell-O because it's synonomous with colonoscopy.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: Apr 29, 2012 5:47pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

OMG, you're banned for doing whatever it is you're doing with your Jell-O!

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 29, 2012 5:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for never having had a colonoscopy!

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: Apr 29, 2012 5:53pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for telling us about yours.



"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 29, 2012 9:20pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for wanting to bury your head in the sand where it will eventually find itself in another place where the sun don't shine and you'll wish you had that, uh, well you know; I don't want to get banned again.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 1:18am    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned for not wanting to be banned.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 1:27am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned because I stated the obvious.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific

Special user
Yes, I used my toes to type all of my
712 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 2:38pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of PaulPacific  

You're banned because I haven't been on in over three days.

Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 3:29pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're banned, Anna.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 3:50pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

Your'e banned for the following: leaving out the ban, the capital A and the extra n.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 8:37pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned because I have to to keep this thread going.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 8:47pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for keeping this thread going.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 8:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for banning yourself.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 10:59pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for your logical thinking.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 6:18am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for logical thinking too.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 1:40pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

Your banned for your thinking I'm logically thinking.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 7:13pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for being zany.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 9:07pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for using the "z" word.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 9:10pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for quoting Zorro.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 9:31pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for confusing Zorro for Zoroaster.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 9:33pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for putting those two together.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 10:24pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned because if I put one more "z" in there we'll all be z-z-z-zzzzzzz-zzz-z-z-z-zzzzz!

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 1, 2012 10:29pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You're baZZed because my N's fell over.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Bill Nuvo

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3094 Posts or
2744 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 12:19am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Nuvo  

I love Milli Vanilli

http://www.nuvoentertainment.com
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 1:16am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for not banning Critter

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Bill Nuvo

Inner circle
3094 Posts or
2744 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 9:01am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Nuvo  

I bannish in your general direction

http://www.nuvoentertainment.com
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 11:18am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for not banning me.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
critter

Inner circle
Spokane, WA
2334 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 3:04pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of critter  

You seem to want to be banned. Wish granted.

I throw stuff.

Follow Critter on Twitter: @Critterdun

Ichi-go ichi-e

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Pakar Ilusi

Inner circle

4637 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 3:55pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Pakar Ilusi  

You're banned for impersonating a Genie.

"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog

Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1237 Posts
Posted: May 2, 2012 4:35pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob1Dog  

You're banned for dreaming of genie.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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