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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Nov 12, 2010 5:54pm
A rock knows when to get offstage.
Northern California
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 12, 2010 6:31pm
A rock can stand a little criticism.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Nov 12, 2010 7:54pm
A rock is generally funnier on stage.
Northern California
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Frank Starsini
Eternal Order
Northern California
12226 Posts
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Posted: Nov 13, 2010 2:14am
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On 2010-11-12 19:54, hbwolkov wrote:
A rock is generally funnier on stage.
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Sad.
www.theambitiouscard.com Hand Crafted Magic
Trophy Husband, Father of the Year Candidate,
Chippendale's Dancer applicant, Unofficial World Record Holder.
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 13, 2010 9:14pm
You won't limp as bad with a magician in your shoe.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicJuggler
Special user
Anchorage, AK
918 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 5:49am
People who live in glass houses can throw all the magicians they want.
Matthew Olsen
www.mattolsenmagic.com
I heard from a friend that anecdotal evidence is actually quite reliable.
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 10:38am
Your wife will never want to wear a magician on a chain around her neck.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 2:24pm
A rock may weigh a few stones but a magician must pass his stones
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
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And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 2:45pm
... a magician has a lot more fun at a magic convention than a rock.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 2:46pm
A rolling magician gathers moss.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 5:53pm
When on stage a rock is content to just lay there.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 6:12pm
A magicians favorite line may be "now you see it now you don't".
A rock favotite line may be is "Sedimentary, my dear Watson".
Northern California
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 15, 2010 8:12pm
It is much easier to take a rock for granite.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 5:11am
They both have a girlfriend named Crystal.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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jugglestruck
Special user
Wales
947 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 5:45am
I didn't think magicians had girlfriends.......
www.jugglestruck.co.uk
www.lukecloseupmagician.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 7:05am
These posts prove that magic rocks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 7:55am
If the Pilgrims had landed on the Plymouth Magician, We would be serving doves at Thanksgiving.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 7:58am
It takes a rock 50,000,000 years to do a flourish.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 9:15am
Some rocks can be a final load while some magicians are a constant load,
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 10:42am
Some rocks can be a final load while most magicians are just loaded.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 11:01am
No one ever heard of the Magician of Gibraltar.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2052 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 11:05am
Rocks take slightly longer to leave the stage.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 3:57pm
A rock will never buy you breakfast after a late night card session.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 16, 2010 9:29pm
Rocks don't have to dodge tomatoes thrown by the audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 5:57pm
Rocks perform better behind the outcrop, because they are a little boulder there.
Northern California
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
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Posted: Nov 19, 2010 10:58pm
They both can be stoned, but the rock won't have a hangover in the morning.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
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Posted: Nov 23, 2010 10:41am
It's more fun to watch a rock do an underwater escape.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
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Posted: Nov 23, 2010 10:42am
You never hear about "Magician and Roll".
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
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Posted: Nov 23, 2010 10:44am
Rocks don't get stranded on a cruise.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts
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Posted: Nov 23, 2010 12:50pm
That's the winner. Please come down and get your prize.
Your choice... either a lucky stone or a LAVA-lier.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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