| Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ 4 ... 22 ~ 23 ~ 24 (Next) |
|
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 8, 2010 5:12pm
Magician Balboa just doesn't sound right
Northern California
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 8, 2010 5:35pm
Since when has any location been called just a magician's throw away?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
Wravyn
Veteran user
395 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 9, 2010 3:16pm
Magicians can get kidney stones but rocks don't get kidney magicians
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 10, 2010 12:53pm
Magicians haven't played the Scorpion King.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 10, 2010 4:43pm
A magician make a bigger splash when you them in the water
Northern California
|
jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6326 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 10, 2010 5:23pm
Quote:
|
On 2010-12-10 16:43, hbwolkov wrote:
A magician make a bigger splash when you throw him in the water
|
|
That depends on how good he is.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 10, 2010 5:53pm
You will never find a magician selling for 1,000 dollars a carat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 11, 2010 10:24am
Quote:
|
On 2010-12-10 17:53, Father Photius wrote:
You will never find a magician selling for 1,000 dollars a carat.
|
|
..and he can't fit on a womans ring finger...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 11, 2010 12:30pm
A rock can be reshaped with a chisel into fine art, you can't do much with a magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:48pm
There is no such song as magician a bye baby...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:49pm
Elvis never sang "the Jailhouse Magician"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 12:18am
A rock buys more of my used magic on the Café'.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 12:22am
A rock can do a better drop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 2:19am
A rock doesn't care about angles
Northern California
|
joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 6:52am
Sol & Jeff Stone both rock...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 10:44am
A rock will hold your door open without complaining or wanting to be paid.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 5:44pm
A rock responds the same way to boos or cheers.
Northern California
|
REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 6:31pm
They don't throw magicians at riots.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
|
REV BILL
Special user
Glen Burnie Maryland
743 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 6:32pm
The Flintstones did not live in Bedmagician.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 6:43pm
Who ever heard of the Magiciany Mountains?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 12:14am
Who ever heard of Third Magician from the Sun?
Northern California
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 12:18am
What mother ever sang "magician a bye baby on the tree tops..."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
Wravyn
Veteran user
395 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 6:47am
AC/DC Doesn't sing For those about to Magic
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
|
joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 7:03am
There is no magician road ice cream...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
Cabrera
Special user
Seattle
513 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 10:40am
A rock becomes a "precious stone" under pressure; while a magician becomes"stone" or stoned
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
|
Bill Knight
Veteran user
UK
313 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 11:36am
Nothing has ever been desicribed as magician solid
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 12:04pm
Who ever found anything in a cleft of a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
Wravyn
Veteran user
395 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 12:31pm
Who really wins if you play magician, paper, scissors?
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
|
Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 13, 2010 4:10pm
No one sings "magician of ages cleft for me..."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
|
Posted: Dec 14, 2010 12:48am
It is easier to pass a kidney stone than to pass a magician.
Northern California
|
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » What is the difference between a magician and a rock? |
|
|
| Go to page (Previous) 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ 4 ... 22 ~ 23 ~ 24 (Next) |
![[8]](/forums/images/digits/8.gif)
![[1]](/forums/images/digits/1.gif)
![[7]](/forums/images/digits/7.gif)
![[5]](/forums/images/digits/5.gif)
![[9]](/forums/images/digits/9.gif)
![[6]](/forums/images/digits/6.gif)