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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 9 ~ 10 ~ 11 ~ 12 ~ 13  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » The Bad Economy............ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 4, 2012 5:36pm          The economy is so bad that magicians have to have bodyguards with them if they do coin magic. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Mar 5, 2012 5:12am          The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. ... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 5, 2012 1:32pm          The economy is so bad that magicians can't even work for bird feed! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Mar 7, 2012 3:15pm          Tim Geithner calls Bob Sanders for economic forecasts. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 7, 2012 8:22pm          The economy is so bad that economists have to pay an audience to listen to an economic forcast. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Mar 10, 2012 7:02am          ..that all the new magic books only contain chapter 11... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 10, 2012 7:44am          The economy is so bad that the Energy Secretary does not even own a car! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Mar 11, 2012 6:36am          You use a windmill to power your d'lite... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 11, 2012 7:56am          The economy is so bad the government should tax political liars. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Mar 17, 2012 7:13am          The government's economic policies created millons of new jobs.. but they are all for Afghani soldiers ... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 17, 2012 9:40am          The economy is so bad that only the worst businesses can afford to stay in America. They needed stimulus to fail successfully. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Mar 18, 2012 9:16am          When you start asking Nicholas Cage for debt advice ... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:36pm          The economy is so bad and gas prices so high, horse thieves are at it again. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Mar 19, 2012 11:56pm          The economy is so bad that Wall Streets new mantra is buy low sell low. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 20, 2012 6:38am          The economy is so bad that Wall Street's new mantra is sell if you can find a buyer. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ SmileAndNod New user 95 Posts Posted: Mar 23, 2012 8:44pm          The economy is so bad that big companies have to pay taxes. Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Mar 23, 2012 9:57pm          The economy is so bad until there will be a new tax on "Dumpster Diving". Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 8, 2012 9:02pm          The economy is so bad that taxpayers feel they should bill the president. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 19, 2012 8:02am          The economy is so bad that it just doesn't pay to run for public office. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Apr 21, 2012 7:01am          The economy is so bad that the tigers are eating Roy out of necessity ... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 21, 2012 8:07am          The economy is so bad that employed people plan to start a separate nation. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Apr 22, 2012 6:24am          So bad that those Pirates now run the Treasure Island casino. ... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 22, 2012 10:08pm          The economy is so bad that even banks are becoming customer oriented. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Dynamike Eternal Order 20602 Posts Posted: Apr 24, 2012 11:03pm          The economy is so bad, I have to call my clients to pick me up and take me to the venue. Dynamike Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 26, 2012 6:37am          The economy is so bad that the Post Office is giving business advice. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: Apr 29, 2012 7:06am          The government layed off half the license plate makers at the penitentiary. "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: Apr 30, 2012 8:38am          The economy is so bad that we are getting aid from Kenya. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Apr 30, 2012 10:19pm          The economy is so bad Donald Duck sold Daffy to the food channel for a bag of pumpkin seeds Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 2, 2012 9:16pm          The economy is so bad that the US Senate considered passing a law but it wasn't in the non-existing budget to work. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 4, 2012 5:23pm          The economy is so bad that even the freeloaders are looking for work. 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