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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that getting a Coke out of a machine takes a winning lottery ticket.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The economy is so bad, a big win in Las Vegas is now considered to be 25 cents.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that all responsibility for failure to repay is blamed on the lender!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The economy is so bad that you have to pay the bank two dollars to give you change for a dollar.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad, politicians are complaining about the lack of taxpayer money to misspend.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That politicians might actually end up spending some of their own money (...what's that? Oh they don't have any money of their own, figures)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that the socialist have run out of other peoples' money to spend.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that you only have to use half your paycheck to get half a tank of gas.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that elected officials fear that they may have to go to work.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that President Obama has requested we all take a deep breath in to help clean the atmosphere.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that when I went to the bank yesterday the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a stick up".
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so poor that banks are accepting used cheap ball point pens.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The economy is so poor the expected budget for the next election is $3.48.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that they built an Indian reservation on a casino.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
The economy is so bad that earning a 4 year degree and finding a job will likely give you less money (lifetime) than a job requiring only a high school diploma (in some cases anyway).
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
So bad that there is a loan office at the fillin' station...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That a college graduate working 80 hrs a week makes less than half of an illegal alien welfare recepient.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that 7 of of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
.....and Mr. Rogers can only afford tee-shirts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Americans are giving up their US citizenship in favor of collecting benefits here as an illegal alien.
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