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jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 18, 2011 4:38pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Than seeing a magician book an illusions show before asking everyone else how to do it.

Your turn.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
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And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Father Photius

Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts 		Posted: Feb 18, 2011 8:23pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  
Another thread game started in "Now that's funny!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 19, 2011 12:30am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Not reaching 85 posts per day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius

Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts 		Posted: Feb 19, 2011 12:19pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  
Watching another teenager poorly perform a magic trick on YouTube.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 19, 2011 6:21pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Having a magician mail you a DVD of his act copied from your show.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 19, 2011 10:24pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Seeing your dove peeking out of your tux...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Floyd Collins

Inner circle
Ohio
1598 Posts 		Posted: Feb 19, 2011 10:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Floyd Collins  
Having Bob Sanders mailing you a DVD of someone copying his act from your show.
No one said it would be easy, or did they?



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joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 20, 2011 1:00am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Buying a magic dvd, then noticing you already have it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 20, 2011 12:10pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Telling everyone to go inside because the wind might blow-over the tent... so the adults go inside leaving you with all the kids, under the tent.

(Yesterday)
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
JRob

Veteran user
Central South Carolina
391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 20, 2011 2:37pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of JRob  
Watching some twit open his latest package from online magic store.
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "

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Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 20, 2011 9:20pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Learning that the rubber chicken you vanished was real.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Father Photius

Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts 		Posted: Feb 20, 2011 10:10pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  
Realizing that the check you got for your last show was hot.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 21, 2011 8:28am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Knowing that the problem with democracy is that someone always gets elected.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 21, 2011 1:23pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Finding someone in your store at 8-am.... who bought a set of lock picks the day before.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 22, 2011 8:02am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Performing your Doves to Rabbit and finding the rabbit is missing.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 22, 2011 1:13pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Having someone. who's wearing leather shoes and belt and carrying a leather purse, lecture you about the ethical treatment of animals
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 22, 2011 8:12pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Finding that your pull is unattached!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 26, 2011 7:56am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Doing your best performance on national tv with your fly open...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 26, 2011 1:24pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Telling everyone to go inside because the tent is about ready to blow over - so - all the adults go inside and leave you under the tent with 30 kids.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Father Photius

Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15702 Posts 		Posted: Feb 26, 2011 3:20pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Father Photius  
Trying to explain to two cops with drawn guns that you are trying to pick the lock to your own house at 2 AM.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 26, 2011 4:45pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Doing gospel magic for Tom Cruise and John Travolta...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bill Hoffman

Loyal user

295 Posts 		Posted: Feb 26, 2011 4:52pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Hoffman  
Being asked to make a wife disappear.


ps.. The post right above mine is all kinds of great!
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http://billhoffmanmagic.com
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 27, 2011 9:08pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Being told that you're hired - only because- the jumper doesn't fit in their living room... and your less expensive, too.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 27, 2011 9:50pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Having Charlie Sheen as your character witness.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts 		Posted: Feb 28, 2011 6:41am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Showing Dolly Parton a card trick at waist level...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 28, 2011 10:53am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Getting caught faking sincerity.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6329 Posts 		Posted: Feb 28, 2011 1:04pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
I believe you. You believe me. right?
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Feb 28, 2011 9:45pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Producing the right card early for your NEXT Trick!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2886 Posts 		Posted: Feb 28, 2011 11:20pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Having a memory lapse in the middle of a memory routine.
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts 		Posted: Mar 1, 2011 1:41pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Getting one behind in a one-ahead routine.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
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