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Wravyn
Veteran user
393 Posts
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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 3:14pm
Getting hit with a sudden urge to use the restroom when the MC is introducing you.
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14390 Posts
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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 9:04pm
Putting slush powder instead of sugar in your coffee...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 1:25pm
Waiting for Dynamike to join the fun
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14390 Posts
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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:48pm
Putting your sixth finger away, and still counting six...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 6:36pm
Noticing that your proctologist is wearing a thumb tip.
Northern California
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 7:43pm
Quote:
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On 2011-03-02 18:36, hbwolkov wrote:
Noticing that your proctologist is wearing a thumb tip.
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Actually it's a D'light....
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 11:06pm
Better a D'light than a delight.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 8:18am
Finishing your escape act to learn that you have locked your car keys in the car trunk.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 12:27pm
Earning less then your assistants on a 4wall.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 12:38pm
A trigger happy magician performing Russian Roulette
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 1:59pm
Having a vet in the audience notice that your rabbit is rabid.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 2:26pm
Poking a spectator with your magic wand
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 5:37pm
Changing tires just to find that your spare is flat too.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 5:54pm
Mixing up a tube of tooth paste with a tube of Preporation H.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 3, 2011 8:19pm
Going to the cleaners before the show to get out your tux you left at home.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2011 12:49pm
Producing a ball from behind a guys ear and having him accuse you of stealing one of his balls... loudly.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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jazzy snazzy
Inner circle
run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
2050 Posts
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Posted: Mar 4, 2011 2:05pm
Quote:
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On 2011-03-03 17:54, hbwolkov wrote:
Mixing up a tube of tooth paste with a tube of Preporation H.
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or Visene with Krazy Glue
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 5, 2011 5:35am
Choosing a volunteer from the audience that was at last night's show.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14390 Posts
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Posted: Mar 5, 2011 7:09am
Finding a normal coin in your pocket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 6, 2011 1:14am
Hearing the coin fall from the shell prematurely.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 6, 2011 2:39am
Discovering that your cat has been walking on your keyboard and sending cancelation Emails to upcoming events.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14390 Posts
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Posted: Mar 6, 2011 7:40am
Mistaking your bang gun for the real thing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6320 Posts
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Posted: Mar 6, 2011 4:30pm
Posting every other person to keep this thread alive.
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 6, 2011 7:16pm
Half way through the show realizing that your doves are still in the car.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15701 Posts
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Posted: Mar 7, 2011 1:15pm
As it says on the main page of this category "There is nothing worse than...(Jay Leslie), but then there isn't much better either."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 7, 2011 10:28pm
There is nothing worse than a "weightless" Chinese stick.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Father Photius
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15701 Posts
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Posted: Mar 8, 2011 12:18am
Than doing a card trick when you don't actually know one.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19258 Posts
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Posted: Mar 9, 2011 9:53am
Giving deadbeats a "Tax Credit" for taxes they don't pay.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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hbwolkov
Inner circle
2886 Posts
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Posted: Mar 9, 2011 1:48pm
Forgetting your force card.
Northern California
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14390 Posts
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Posted: Mar 9, 2011 8:16pm
Seeing a one year old eating a Gerbers bisquit and playing with your fanning deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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