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Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Mar 24, 2012 12:09pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Learning that you just tied the world's only "slip proof slip knot".
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 8, 2012 9:12pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Paying more for a used trick on eBay than you could get it for new.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6385 Posts 		Posted: Apr 9, 2012 12:20pm    jay leslie is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
Nothing worse then forgetting to lock the door on the lions cage

Someone might steal it.
"He who has the most toys when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them all at once" JL
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 9, 2012 2:57pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Buying silks from a vendor who uses diagonal measurements to cheat customers into paying 4X what a properly measured silk shouild cost.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
jay leslie

V.I.P.
southern california
6385 Posts 		Posted: Apr 9, 2012 4:01pm    jay leslie is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of jay leslie  
That's standard in the TV business
"He who has the most toys when they die.... makes it impossible to sell them all at once" JL
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: Apr 11, 2012 12:23am    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Reading negative posts from individuals who make feeble attempts at humor as they trash other member's comments.
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 13, 2012 2:38pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Getting on stage and knowing that your blank gun is not loaded!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: Apr 13, 2012 6:41pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Doing a dove trick too soon after they have eaten.
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 15, 2012 6:54am    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Realizing that you really are using an empty dove pan.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Bill Nuvo

Inner circle
3094 Posts or
2745 Posts 		Posted: Apr 17, 2012 11:22am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Nuvo  
This video
http://youtu.be/U0P_iu5okbU
http://www.nuvoentertainment.com
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 17, 2012 4:04pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Knowing that we thought there could have been something worse.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: Apr 18, 2012 2:54pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Rubber cement that has fossilized.
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 18, 2012 3:32pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
A super glue tube you can't open
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Bill Nuvo

Inner circle
3094 Posts or
2745 Posts 		Posted: Apr 18, 2012 4:19pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Bill Nuvo  
Quote:

On 2012-04-17 16:04, Bob Sanders wrote:
Knowing that we thought there could have been something worse.

Not Knowing that we thought there could have been something worse
http://www.nuvoentertainment.com
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 18, 2012 9:46pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Governmental agencies in charge of governmental agencies.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: Apr 19, 2012 7:49pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Purchasing your 20th expensive book test and finding out one week later that reviewers are indicating a soon to be released book test is the best ever.
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 21, 2012 8:02am    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
There is nothing worse than performing Sucker Silk to Egg and learning that you are starting with the wrong egg.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20652 Posts 		Posted: Apr 24, 2012 11:04pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  
Dynamike leaving the Café.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
Believing

New user

63 Posts 		Posted: Apr 25, 2012 12:16am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Believing  
Trying to correct a mistake, but making it worse.
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20652 Posts 		Posted: Apr 25, 2012 8:08am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  
All of your doves flying away outside.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: Apr 26, 2012 6:43am    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Learning that cats sleep on top of your dove cage.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: Apr 30, 2012 10:26pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Being reminded that you can not perform fire magic in a fireworks factory
Northern California
MagicBus

Inner circle
Kalamazoo, Michigan
2263 Posts 		Posted: Apr 30, 2012 10:42pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of MagicBus  
Having a baby only to have the excuse to buy "Audio Transposition".
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: May 1, 2012 8:47pm    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Having an entire audience that is bipolar - and in the depressive phase
Northern California
hbwolkov

Inner circle

2887 Posts 		Posted: May 4, 2012 12:57am    Reply with quote   View Profile of hbwolkov  
Being treated to a complementary meal after your show that is so bad and so spicy it could be used to take the paint off your car
Northern California
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: May 10, 2012 8:49am    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Getting financial advice from a bank or the government.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20652 Posts 		Posted: May 11, 2012 6:19am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  
Jay mentioning "Dynamike" hundreds of times: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/search_results_posts.php?search_id=7456317
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
Bob Sanders

Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19309 Posts 		Posted: May 11, 2012 11:11pm    Bob Sanders is on-line  Reply with quote   View Profile of Bob Sanders  
Learning that you will only have a hand-held mic available for your stage show.
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com

http://www.magicbysander.com/
Dynamike

Eternal Order

20652 Posts 		Posted: May 12, 2012 5:35am    Reply with quote   View Profile of Dynamike  
Finding out last minute your show is cancelled because of the weather.
Dynamike
Oakland County Magician Macomb County Magician Wayne County Magician Detroit Magician Detroit Clown
joseph

Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14418 Posts 		Posted: May 12, 2012 7:11am    Reply with quote   View Profile of joseph  
Taking lessons from the MM...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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