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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you have so much time you can do this:
Out of 540 posts in this thread, 443 were made by 5 people and 97 were made by 14 others. Bob Sanders 181 @ 33.5 percent Joeseph ( no last name) 98 @ 18.1 percent Myself 87 @ 16.1 percent HBWOLKOV 71 @ 13.1 percent And in last place (of the major players) Father Photius 34 @ 6.7 percent With Mike Brezler coming up on the outside rail, a kittle late to the race but with lots of energy. By page In second place is Joeseph with 13 on page 17 @ 56.7 percent of that page In first place is Bob Sanders with 18 on page 14 @ 78 percent of that page Ok, all you nerds out-there, beat that!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
There's nothing worse than..
Not getting an Oscar for anything listed in the above post ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Now I have to start over again.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Finding out that you just cut up your stiff rope.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Realizing that the double sided tape you bought is permanent rather than removable. (Both come in the yellow package!)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you do a jumbo coin act, and someone in back yells;
"Hey, look at that little guy doing coin tricks!" ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you asks the volunteer what was the card he selected and he says, "Blue".
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Mistaking your fanning powder for r&s. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Finding out on stage that you have loaded your MisMade flags in the wrong order.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Working a bachelorette party and recognizing a few of the girls from your AA meeting.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and your closer is the passe passe wine bottles. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Learning too late that your dye tube is loaded with a silk of the same color.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Having a kid with sticky hands help you with Mismade Flag
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Watching your flash pot on stage firing off before you are introduced to go on stage.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Having someone accidentally rub your suit with a sugary birthday cake, while walking by.
Then having a kid say goodbye with a hug and they're hands are full of cake. Then you sit in your car and realize that a kid put a cupcake on your seat.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Doing the sub trunk with a 300 pound assistant...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Nothing worse then having some punk kid show-up late at a showcase and whine "You have no idea how difficult it is to carry 4 doves and "all" this equipment"
What a stupid, ignorant, did I day stupid... Punk kid.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Trying to perform a Zig-Zag with a Double D assistant.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..but it would be fun practicing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
That, and the assistants reveng.
Jay Leslie
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