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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Having a light guy who can't get your lighting cues even close.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Producing a pound of confetti on
someone's deep shag carpet...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Ripping off your tear away costume and realizing there’s nothing underneath.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Dreaming you are performing naked in front of an audience, then realize you aren't asleep.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Saying something completely hilarious but you can't write it down and you forget it later.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..realizing your online auction autograph
is worth 8 cents ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Mar 19, 2016, joseph wrote: But only after 22 Emails back and forth asking you detailed questions
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Realizing the Houdini autograph you just bought is signed "Irving Houdini"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Sitting here day after day posting endless and having people ask “Why aren’t you making any money?"
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Then you have the people who ask “why aren’t you making any money" and you tell them that you sit there day after day posting endlessly.
Then there’s YOU who are reading this. Yes you Dynamike, Joseph and father Photius….. YOU
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..I didn't read it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Using a two tailed coin in a year-guessing trick
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Who's sitting?
Joining the Magic Castle and losing the address.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Headlining Vegas during the dark day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Finding that the tips of your wand have moved to the middle.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2016, joseph wrote: Is that on a full eclipse or a partial one?
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Thinking "now that Bob is back in the race, I better up my game"
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You find a piece of rope that has no ends and no middle.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Forgetting to shave the other half of your
handlebar mustache before the show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Thinking, now that someone has irritated me I don't care if I up my game.
Jay Leslie
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