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Finding out your dove pan and rubber dove act follows Lance Burton's...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Having to fry up your rubber chicken for dinner.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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A pink tuxedo...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Not being able to find the rabbit in that darn hat.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..swallowing a mouth coil when the host
slaps you on the back...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Quote:
On Jul 15, 2016, joseph wrote: don’t tell Dynamike.
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The Wacky Wizard New user 54 Posts
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Given the wrong address for a show
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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A kid who figures out how to unbreak the wand
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Trying to perform under the name Davidcopper Field
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Painting the same prop 12 times because new paint won’t play nice with ild paint
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A hot beer after a cold audience.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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A show for a diabetic kid and you produce a birthday cake.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Performing 3 straight shows with your barn door open...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your mother doesn’t like your avatar.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Political ads before an election.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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The agent says "don't bother taking a michrophone, there's only 20 people "
That's it, you know the test of the story.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your IT getting snagged in your beard...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Other people write funnier lines then you do.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A box jumper who won't fit into the box anymore
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Pulling a muscle right as your intro is playing.
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