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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ ... 17 ~ 18 ~ 19  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You know you're an old magician when... mahucharn Veteran user 388 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 10:52am          You can no longer pursue your dream of being an escapeologist. jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2050 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 12:15pm          Your change bag is full of Depends. "The secret of life is to look good from a distance." -Charles Schulz hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 6:14pm          Your tricks were created before before the creation of language. Northern California mahucharn Veteran user 388 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 7:17pm          You can build towers out of the materials you've bought. jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2050 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 7:25pm          Polygrip works great for Card on the Ceiling. "The secret of life is to look good from a distance." -Charles Schulz hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 4, 2011 8:07pm          You remember sitting next to Houdini in grade school. Northern California joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: May 7, 2011 7:22am            You bought your Morgans when they were new... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6320 Posts Posted: May 7, 2011 12:39pm          The vanishing Bengay works better if it's odourless. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: May 7, 2011 3:19pm            You can do matrix with the liver spots on your head... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2050 Posts Posted: May 7, 2011 7:29pm          Your big finale is the Hoveround vanish. "The secret of life is to look good from a distance." -Charles Schulz mahucharn Veteran user 388 Posts Posted: May 7, 2011 9:09pm          You remember when VHS tapes came to magic. hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 9, 2011 4:18pm          You remember when the linking ring routine used rings which each weighed at least 1 pound. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 9, 2011 10:24pm          Hearing aids take more batteries than anything in your act. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6320 Posts Posted: May 11, 2011 1:52pm          You need wheels on your case and your walker. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 11, 2011 7:35pm          You can remember the first magic convention you attended when you rode there in an automobile. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: May 13, 2011 6:49am            You called Vernon kiddo... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 13, 2011 11:40am          You use "I Like Ike" in your spelling trick. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 13, 2011 4:17pm          You have never heard of a wet board. Northern California joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14390 Posts Posted: May 14, 2011 5:47am            Your 15 grandchildren are your assistants... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... mahucharn Veteran user 388 Posts Posted: May 14, 2011 12:40pm          You are constantly being asked to perform by people you had forgotten you know. Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 14, 2011 7:33pm          All your costumes smell like Bengay. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6320 Posts Posted: May 15, 2011 4:49pm          You get rid of heavy tricks and work with rope.... (Sorry Bob) http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 15, 2011 4:51pm          Your audience requests that you repeat your show of 1960. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 22, 2011 10:40am          All you stage music is recorded on 8 track cassettes or your asssistant has to turn a crank. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 22, 2011 9:34pm          Your last new car was a DeSoto. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 23, 2011 3:23pm          You request your agent book the Hindenburg on your tour of Germany Northern California jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6320 Posts Posted: May 23, 2011 3:43pm          True story. Yesterday an 8 year old girl said "I can guess your age". I "OK go ahead". She "You're about 50". I "How do you know?". She "Not to be rude but you have a lot of wrinkles". THAT'S how I know I'm an old magician. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19258 Posts Posted: May 23, 2011 4:20pm          You think brown paper bags are common. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6320 Posts Posted: May 23, 2011 6:15pm          You think you should wear a brown paper bag over your head. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: May 23, 2011 6:16pm          You realize you can't provide penny candy at your performance. Northern California The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You know you're an old magician when... <<< Previous Topic   Next Topic >>>  Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~ ... 17 ~ 18 ~ 19  (Next)

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