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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You can no longer pursue your dream of being an escapeologist.
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Your change bag is full of Depends.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your tricks were created before before the creation of language.
Northern California
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You can build towers out of the materials you've bought.
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Polygrip works great for Card on the Ceiling.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You remember sitting next to Houdini in grade school.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You bought your Morgans when they were new...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The vanishing Bengay works better if it's odourless.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You can do matrix with the liver spots on your head...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Your big finale is the Hoveround vanish.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You remember when VHS tapes came to magic.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You remember when the linking ring routine used rings which each weighed at least 1 pound.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Hearing aids take more batteries than anything in your act.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You need wheels on your case and your walker.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can remember the first magic convention you attended when you rode there in an automobile.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You called Vernon kiddo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use "I Like Ike" in your spelling trick.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have never heard of a wet board.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your 15 grandchildren are your assistants...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You are constantly being asked to perform by people you had forgotten you know.
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